Elphie sighed and stepped through the gates of The Konohana School of The Arts. After blowing up her room in her last art school, her mom had shipped her off here. It's a boarding school for kids wanting a career that deals with the arts. The ages range from high schoolers to college students. Elphie looked around. *For an art school it's pretty bland.* There wasn't a lot of kids around, they must have been in class. The gates slammed shut behind her and Elphie jumped. *Please let that have been the wind.* She gulped and made her way to the admissions office. A brown haired woman with a killer body looked up from her paper work.

"Ah, you must be Elphaba." She smiled. "I'm Kureana."

*Wow. The teachers have names here. Color me impressed.* "It's nice to meet you."

She handed Elphie a piece of paper and a notebook. "This is your schedule and the rules."

Elphie nodded. Kureana waved to someone. "Come on in Hinata."

A girl with purplish blackish hair came in.

"Elphaba, Hinata will be giving you a tour of campus and will show you to your room." Kureana said. "Oh, I forgot to tell you. There is a slight problem with your rooming situation."

"Yes?" *Please don't room me in the boys' dorm.*

"We have run out of room in the girls' dorm, so you will be in the boys' dorm."

Elphie groaned. "Are you kidding me?"

"Furthermore, all the rooms are took up in the high school area so you will be in the college boys' area." Kureana gave her an apologetic smile. "I'm really sorry."

Elphie sighed. "Can I talk to the Headmistress?"

"I'll schedule a meeting for you tomorrow." She smiled. "You'll be getting out of Martial Arts class."

Elphie nodded. "Thanks."

"You're welcome, now why don't you and Hinata head out?"

Elphie nodded and grabbed Hinata's arm. "Let's go."

Theywalked outside and Elphie smacked a hand to her head.

"Oh, yeah. We're not properly introduced. I'm Elphaba Kanji. Call me Elphie." Elphie stuck her hand out.

"H-Hinata H-hyuga." She said and shook it.

"It's nice to meet you. Thanks for giving me a tour. I think I'd get lost if I dared went out on my own." Elphie flicked her hair back.

Hinata smiled. "Y-you're welcome. I-I love your hair."

"Really? Thanks." Elphie smiled. "I love yours too!"

Hinata grinned. "Thanks, now what's your schedule?"

Elphie looked down at the paper in her hand and read aloud, "Homeroom Orochimaru. History Orochimaru. Math Iruka. Art Anko. Science Ebisu. English Jiraiya. Gym Kakashi. Martial Arts Gai." *What the hell? Gym and Martial Arts?*

"Okay, I'll show you where your classes are first and then the rest." Hinata said.

Elphie nodded and followed her to her homeroom/history class.

"Okay, this is Orochimaru's classroom. He has a student teacher named Kabuto." Hinata leaned towards Elphie a bit. "Just a fair warning, don't make Orochimaru or Kabuto mad. The last kid that did had to do fifty hours of community service working in the dump."

Elphie shivered. "Ew. It's pretty cold over here."

Hinata nodded. "Orochimaru likes it cold."

"What's he like?"

"Well…he's okay…he seems kind of evil though."

"What?"

Hinata shrugged. "I don't know, I just get that vibe from him. Anyways, he has a pet snake and he's really pale. He kinda looks like a vampire."

Elphie giggled. "And Kabuto?"

"He's quiet, but nice, usually. He wears glasses and has gray hair that he keeps in a coifed ponytail."

Elphie smiled. "Gray hair? Is it dyed?"

Hinata shook her head. "No, natural."

"Sweet."

Hinata shrugged. "Okay, let's go to math."

They headed down there. The door was open and they peeked in. A brown haired man with a scar across his nose looked up from some paper work and smiled at them.

"Hello. You must be the new student." He said. He sounded nice.

Elphie smiled and nodded. "Yeah, I'm Elphaba Kanji."

"Iruka. It's a pleasure to meet you."

She nodded. "Likewise."

"We have to go now, but it was nice seeing you, Professor." Hinata said.

He nodded and they left.

"He seems nice." Elphie said as they strolled to her art class.

Hinata nodded. "He is. He's one of my favorite teachers. I have math with you."

Elphie grinned. "SWEET!"

Hinata giggled. They soon reached Anko's classroom. A head poked out of the room as they walked up to it.

"Ah, you must be Elphaba." The head said. The person stepped out into the hallway. "I'm Anko."

"Call me Elphie. I love your outfit." Elphie said. She was wearing a long tan jacket with a fishnet shirt underneath it and some dark brown short shorts.

"Love yours too." She grinned.

Elphie was wearing a black miniskirt with fishnet leggings and a black midriff top that had the kanji for love on it in blood red with fingerless black leather gloves and a white lily in her hair.

"Thanks." Elphie smirked. *I'm gonna love this class.*

"You think you can handle art?" She asked.

"Of course." Elphie answered.

She said. "Tomorrow will be the most challenging art class of your life."

Elphie smirked. "Bring it on."

"See ya tomorrow." She left with a wave.

Hinata and Elphie headed to science.

"Anko rocks." She said.

Hinata nodded. "Yeah, she's like a student. But you know…she can be really crazy sometimes."

"How?"

"Well, last year she took her art class on a field trip to a strip club so they could 'observe the body better and be able to draw it more realistically'." Hinata said.

Elphie grinned. "Oh yeah, this'll be an awesome year!"

They stopped at a door.

"Ebisu must be having class." Hinata said.

They peeked through the window on the door. A teacher with a bandana on his head and some sun glasses was lecturing the class. The kids were paying attention to him and scribbling stuff down.

"His kids respect him." Elphie said. "How odd."

"Ebisu is a great scientist. If you pay attention to him you'll learn a lot of useful and interesting things." Hinata said. "Now, let's go to English."

"So…what's my English teacher like?" Elphie asked as they strolled to the classroom.

"A pervert." She said dryly.

"What?"

"He writes erotic novels and he hits on all the girls." Hinata shook her head. "But all you have to do is show him who's boss and he'll leave you alone."

Elphie nodded. They reached the classroom and a man with long white hair stepped out. He eyeballed Elphie and grinned.

"Ah! You must be-" He started.

Elphie kicked him in the balls. He howled.

"Keep your eyes and hands to yourself or you will never be able to reproduce." Elphie warned him.

Hinata and Elphie side stepped him and headed to Gym.

"Good job." She said.

"Why thank you." Elphie said. "So, what's Kakashi like?"

"He's a perv, but it's okay. All he does is read Jiraiya's novels. He doesn't do anything, so it's alright." She said.

Elphie nodded. They peeked into the gym. A gray-haired man wearing a mask the covered his mouth and the left side of his face was warming up his class.

"He's kind of cute." Elphie commented.

Hinata nodded. "Yeah, he is. Anyways, you see those stairs?"

Elphie nodded.

"Martial arts is conducted up there." Hinata said.

"Okay, so now on to my room?" Elphie asked.

Hinata nodded.

"Alright, so what's Gai like?"

"Insane. He's full of energy and never tires. Plus, he wears a green spandex outfit."

Elphie burst out laughing. "Really?"

She nodded. "Yeah, and he has a prodigy named Rock Lee that wears an outfit exactly like it."

Elphie giggled. "Wow. This school sure is interesting."

Hinata smiled. "Okay, we're at the boys' dorm."

Elphie gasped when she looked at it. It was freaking huge! It looked like some sort of hotel! It had ten floors. Ten. Floors. Elphie gulped.

"Um, Hinata. Is there some sort of entrance that is like never used that we can use?" She asked.

Hinata nodded and they went through a door on the side. There was like a bazillion stairs in there. Elphie groaned.

"What floor am I on?"

"Eighth."

"Damn."

They started up.

"So, you nervous about living in the boys' dorm?" Hinata asked.

"Of course." Elphie groaned. "It would've been okay if it was in the high school part, but the college? I mean come on! That's just rape waiting to happen."

"Aw, poor girl." Hinata said. "Well, just try not to let them see you."

Elphie nodded. "That's my plan. I'm gonna order an alarm system, a Doberman if Headmistress allows it, and a rope so I can scale down the walls instead of having to go into the hall."

"Good idea." Hinata said.

"Thanks. Question though, are girls allowed in the boys' dorm and boys in girls'?" Elphie asked.

Hinata nodded. "Yeah."

"Hmm…" Elphie said. "That wasn't allowed at my old school. They were really strict. We had to wear uniforms. They were so ugly."

"Ugh. Uniforms suck." Hinata said. "Is that why you transferred?"

Elphie sweat dropped. "Nah. I got kicked out 'cause I blew up my room. Mom shipped me off here."

Hinata smiled. "You blew up your room?'"

Elphie nodded. "Yeah, I was making a bomb for a science experiment and my roommate scared me. I dropped it on the floor and the room exploded."

Hinata giggled.

Elphie smiled. "My roommate's bed caught on fire. It was hilarious."

"I bet it was. Oh, here we are." They were at a door that had a number eight on it.

They stealthily sneaked out the door and to Elphie's room. Hinata handed Elphie the key.

"My room number is 212." She whispered.

Elphie nodded and she left. Elphie slipped into her room and closed the door softly. Her jaw dropped as she looked around. It was like a suite! There was a huge walk in closet, a giant flat screen tv, a huge ass bathroom, a kitchen, and two book cases. Elphie grinned and set up her room. After she finished she made some ramen and wandered onto her balcony. She had a beautiful view of some mountains. She finished my ramen and came inside. Elphie threw the dishes in the sink and grabbed her keys. *Might as well make some friends* Elphie poked her head out the door. The hallway was empty. She made dash for the stairs door and made it safely. She grinned and slid down the banister. Elphie skipped out of the building and walked around randomly. She slid in her earphones and hummed to herself. She wasn't paying attention and slammed into a raven haired boy.

"Sorry! Sorry!" Elphie said and helped pick up his stuff. "I'm so sorry!"

"It's okay." He said. He looked at Elphie. "Are you new?"

She nodded. "I'm Elphaba Kanji. Call me Elphie."

"My names Sai. Hmm…Elphie…" He said. "Sex Goddess."

"What?" Elphie asked, blushing.

"I give a nickname to everyone. This is yours." He said.

"Okay then. Do you have a nickname?" She asked, still blushing faintly.

"No."

"Fine." She leaned closer to him. "Then I'll call you Gigolo." Elphie poked his forehead.

He smiled. "Fine."

"Oi! Sai! What're you doing!?!" Someone yelled.

Elphie turned to the noise and saw a blond haired kid with crystal blue eyes and a brown haired kid with red tattoos on his cheeks. They ran over to them.

"Did you just give her a nickname?" The blond haired kid demanded.

"Come on Sai, you don't even know her." The brown haired kid said.

"Yes I do." Sai said. "She's Elphaba Kanji."

"There's know way her name is-" The blond kid started.

"What? Got a problem with my name?" Elphie growled.

"No, no." He said and stepped back.

The brown haired kid sighed. "What did he proclaim you as?"

"Sex Goddess." She answered.

"And she decided she would call me Gigolo." Sai said.

The guys shook their heads.

"Well…it could be worse." The blond haired kid said. He grabbed Elphie's arm and the other kid grabbed her other arm. They started dragging Elphie away from Sai. "We're getting you away from that weirdo."

"Bye, Gigolo!" She shouted over her shoulder.

They finally stopped dragging her and let Elphie walk by herself.

"So, who are you guys?" She asked.

"Naruto Uzumaki." The blond haired kid said with a grin.

"Kiba Inuzuka." The brown haired kid said. He pulled something from his backpack. "And this is Akamaru."

A cute little dog barked playfully at Elphie and she squeed.

"AW! HE'S SO CUTE!" She shouted.

"Thanks." Kiba said. "Wanna hold him?"

Elphie nodded. Kiba transferred Akamaru to her. She petted him.

"So, you boys high schoolers?" She asked.

They nodded.

"You?" Naruto asked.

"Yep." Elphie said.

"How old are you?" Kiba asked.

"16. You guys?" Elphie scratched Akamaru's head.

"16." Naruto said.

"16." Kiba said.

She nodded.

"Do you know anyone else here?" Kiba asked.

"Only Sai and Hinata." Elphie answered.

Naruto nodded. "Hinata's nice. Do you mind if we
introduce you some people?"

"Nope." She grinned.

They walked to the cafeteria and Kiba waved to a chubby kid. He came over.

"Chouji, we'd like you to meet Elphaba Kanji." Kiba said.

"Call me Elphie." Elphie told them.

"I'm Chouji Akamichi." The kid said. "Nice to meet you.
Want a chip?"

"Sure." She took one from him and smiled warmly.

"Let's find Shikamaru." Naruto said.

They walked out of the cafeteria.

"So where we going?" Elphie asked, tickling Akamaru's
stomach. He barked happily.

Naruto grinned. "Our hangout. It's behind the school in the woods at the foot of the mountain."

"Sweet." She grinned. "So I take it you guys like me?"

"Duh." Kiba said and poked her head.

"Good. I like you guys too. You're nice." Elphie said.

They walked a bit until they reached a cabin. They walked in and Elphie smiled. It was like a cabin in Tennessee. It had a living room and everything.

"This place is nice." Elphie said and touched a quilt thrown on the couch.

"Thank you." Naruto said. "We found it last year."

"Cool."

"OI! SHIKAMARU! ANYONE ELSE!" Kiba yelled. "COME OUT AND MEET OUR NEW FRIEND!"

"Shut up!" Someone yelled.

"GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT OF BED!" Naruto yelled.

"Shika's very lazy." Chouji explained to Elphie.

She nodded. A brown haired kid stumbled out of a bedroom. He was wearing brown cargo pants and a fishnet shirt. He yawned and started to put his hair in a ponytail.

"Shika, this is Elphie." Chouji said.

"Nice to meet you." He said with a yawn. "I'm Shikamaru Nara."

"Pleasure." Elphie said.

"Wanna give her a tour with us?" Naruto asked.

"Sure." He said.

They walked back to the school. They showed Elphie where the Campus Store was, the Nurse's office, the Library, and the places went to buy drugs and weapons. Finally they reached the boys' dorm.

"This is the boys' dorm." Kiba said. "I would avoid it, because this is the place the College guys haunt. They're bad."

"I live here." Elphie said.

"WHAT?!?!" Naruto, Kiba, and Chouji shouted.

She nodded. "They don't have enough room in the girls' dorm."

"Which room are you?" Shikamaru asked.

"450." Elphie said.

"You're in the college part?" Naruto asked, mouth open.

Elphie nodded.

"Oh my god." Kiba said. "You're going to get raped."

"Thanks for the words of encouragement." She said sarcastically and rolled her amber eyes.

"He's serious." Shikamaru said. "Those guys are shameless."

Elphie sighed. "Joy." She stroked Akamaru's fur. "I've got a meeting with Headmistress tomorrow. So I'm going to talk to her about it."

"Good." Chouji said.

Elphie nodded. "Yeah-"

Someone knocked her over and she fell on her butt.

"SASUKE!" Naruto yelled. "YOU ASS!"

Elphie looked up to see a raven haired kid smirking at Naruto.

"What?" He asked.

"SAY YOU'RE SORRY TO ELPHIE!" Kiba yelled.

"Why should I?" He asked coolly.

Naruto growled and Kiba and him jumped onto the Sasuke dude. They started fighting. Soon Kakashi spotted them and tore them from Sasuke. He hauled them off to the office. Shikamaru and Chouji ran after them.

Sasuke waited till they were out of sight before helping the girl with the gleaming red mane up.

"Sorry about that." He said. "I like to piss Naruto off anyway I can."

"Um, it's okay." The girl said in a musical voice. "Your name is Sasuke?"

"Yeah. And you're Elphie?" Sasuke asked.

"Well, actually it's Elphaba, but yeah, call me Elphie." She said. Elphie realized that she still had that mutt Akamaru in her arms. Elphie petted him lovingly. "What year are you?"

"Sophomore. You?"

"Same." Elphie yawned, her elegant throat stretching taut. "It was nice meeting you, but I should head back to my room."

"Sure. It was nice meeting you too." He said.

Elphie started walking to the boys' dorm.

"Um, where are you going?" Sasuke asked.

"I live in the boys' dorm." Elphie told him.

"Really?" He looked at her curiously. "Where?"

"450." She said.

"The college area?" He asked. *She'll be raped and gutted.* "God, I better walk you back. You'll get raped."

"Everyone keeps telling me that." She said with a frown.

They walked into the building and got in the elevator.

"Stay away from the college guys." Sasuke warned her.
"They're bad."

"Again, everyone keeps telling me that." Elphie sighed.
"Are they really that bad?"

Sasuke nodded. "They're bullies and they get away with it."

Elphie frowned. *Why don't the teachers do something about it?* "That's not right."

Sasuke shook his head. "I know. Just stay away from them."

"Okay." Elphie said. The elevator stopped and they stepped out.

They started walking to Elphie's room.

"Have any of them seen you?" Sasuke asked in a low voice.

Elphie shook her head.

"Good." They stopped at her door. "My room number is 250. Call me if you need anything."