Disclaimer: I don't own 10 things I hate About You or any of the characters.
A/N: This is my first '10 Things' fanfiction. I just had it swirling in my head and I thought it turned out quite neat ^^
I hate Patrick Verona. With his stupid unkempt hair, that annoying 'mysterious' smile, his irritating sense of humor, his ragged clothes, those gorgeous eyes and that deep sexy voice of his. Wait, let me rephrase that: those sickening eyes and that aggravating voice of his. Much better.
And what bothers me most of all is the way he can't stay out of my head! I mean, I've known this guy for a day, talked to him for five seconds and already he's nested himself in a corner of my mind.
And he knows it too. Pestering little miscreant.
But still, I quite enjoy the attention from him. Not because he's interesting, but because he's beautiful. It's quite a boost for my ego, I have to admit. I'm not insecure, but come on! Have you seen him without his shirt off? I have and my mouth actually started to water at the sight. He's disgustingly well shaped. Another thing I hate.
He knows all of this. Of course he knows. You'd think he's psychic or clairvoyant. But he doesn't know that I know that he knows. And I refuse to go follow him around like a puppy. His ego is so big he needs a sidecar on his motorcycle to carry it around… He looks so hot on his motorcycle…
KAT! Get a grip girl! Yes, he's hot. GET OVER IT! He's also annoying, full of himself and a wiseass. He doesn't need you drooling over him. That's exactly what he wants. And just because he wants it, he can't have it…
Well… maybe…
If he works extremely hard for it.
And maybe not even then!
Are you su- YES!
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I'm talking to myself. And I'm actually cutting myself off in my head. I think I'm going insane. And he's doing it to me! That's another thing for the list: causes insanity.
Not that I was that sane before, but this is reaching abnormal proportions.
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I'm crushing.
Stupid dillholle.
A/N: So... Did you like it? Please leave a review :D