I do not own anything transformers. This is the only disclaimer I will use
Sunstreaker's Pov
Sideswipe: Ain't this the life Sunny my boy
Me: How many times do I have to tell, DO NOT CALL ME SUNNY! And if this was the life I would be surrounded by the finest femmes on Cybertron.
Sideswipe: Alright Sunshine, don't get your gears in a bunch, besides I would be the one with the femmes, you would be the one in their berth.
My twin and I were currently lying down on an abandoned human beach, sipping cups of energon, after ditching Prowler's patrol. Unfortunately the berth comment was pretty much on point. My brother was usually the charmer, while I was known as the playmech of the galaxy.
Me: Whatever like you're any better
Sideswipe: I am actually, thank you very much
Me: Come on, Optimus just commed us to get back to base
Sideswipe: Wonder what that's about?
Sideswipe: Aw, Sweet!
Me: Yeah, some more pesky squishies to annoy me and ruin my paint job, GREAT
Back at base still Sunstreaker's Pov
Me: NO, NO FRAGGIN WAY!
Prime: Those are my orders Sunstreaker.
Me: Optimus, how can you put me to guard a human girl! You know how I feel about humans.
Prime: Sunstreaker, humans are our allies, you must learn more about them. Besides, this girl is brave, intelligent and caring, only a few years younger than you in human years. I expect you to treat her well and be ready to meet her in half an hour.
Me: Yes Sir
Why me Primus, why me?!
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