Disclaimer: I do not own Resident Evil 4 or anything mentioned in this fic.
The song is a spoof of 'The Twelve Days of Christmas' and this whole fic was inspired by Alexis Rockfords fic 'The Twelve Days of Croft'.
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Leon was sitting at home watching T.V. and drinking egg nog. 'I love Christmas' he thought to himself. Suddenly there was a knock at the door.
Leon opened the door to find Ashley standing in the snow. 'Hey Leon! Remember me!'
'Yeh. How could I forget your wining and moaning.'
'Well guess what? I'm coming to live with you!' She said excitedly.
'What?!'
'I asked my father and do you know what he said?'
'What?'
'That if you send me back, you're fired!'
'Guess the presidents finally fed up with her' he thought to himself. 'Sure.'
Ashley cheered as she made her way into the house and flopped down on the sofa. Leon looked at her 'how bad can it be?'
…a whiney little spoilt brat.