A/N: This is a story done by me and my friends Hope and Sophie, please don't take it seriously, we are actually quite intellectual.
Mr Grinhew woz walkin hum rly slowly wen he tryped ova nd der woz n xplowshun from the impact of the fawl.
Den he bumped into mss Tellyeard nd shi shenkd him in helf wiv mechety. He ded. Den he respawned nd druv awey on hiz swegmobil.
Iz nit ogre yut...
Bai the tym he gut hum, it woz tym 2 gut bak 2 hiz tru hum. Wen he walked thru the corridor, mss Shpunx started shaoting him abowt how he woz layt.
He sed "I nit layt!"
She sed "Hew dar u ansur bak!1! Gu 2 rimuv!1!"