Aizen: Orihime, I've come to kidnap you...
Orihime Pimp Slaps Ulqiorra
Ulqiorra: What the crap, Orihime?! I didn't even say anything!
Orihime: Well I don't like your face!
Ulqiorra take out his anger by pimp slapping Aaroniero
Aaroniero: I've always hated you Ulqiorra...
Rukia Comes
Aaroniero: Rukia, I'm Kaien!!!
Rukia pimp slaps Aaroniero
Rukia: You freakin' liar!
Aaroniero: Why does everyone go for me? Go pimp slap Gin, No one likes him.
Everyone looks at Gin, then forms a seven mile pimp slap line. It's Rangiku's turn.
Gin: Hey Rangiku, can cuddle me?
Rangiku: Shut up!
Rangiku pimp slaps Gin
Toushiro: You'll cuddle me, right Rangiku?
Rangiku: Sure Captain!
Rangiku and Toushiro run in to house
Gin is finished being pimp slapped, and runs in to the house Toushiro and Rangiku are in
Gin: Hey Rang- Woah, didn't need to see that.
Toushiro angrily stares, then pimp slaps Gin
Toushiro: You perv!
Gin, Well, look in the closet for the real Pervert!
They find Kon in the closet.
Kon: Hey, Rangiku!
Rangiku ghetto stomps Kon
Kon: That's Rukia's job!
Rukia enters
Kon: 0_0
Rukia ghetto stomps Kon
Uryuu enters
Gin: Get out Uryuu, Zrx didn't want you here.
Uryuu leaves
Naruto enters
Toushiro: Naruto, you're not even from this manga.
Naruto: Like I give a crap!
Naruto pimp slaps Toushiro
Toushiro: The crap?!?
Haruhi enters
Toushiro: Haruhi, Tite Kubo doesn't own you.
Haruhi: Shut up, TardFace!
Gin: What are you doing here, anyway?
Haruhi: Hmmm...
Pimp slaps Rukia
Rukia: Haruhi, I haven't said anything since the tenth line, why would you pimp slap me?
Haruhi: The answer is simple, when in doubt, hurt Rukia.
Zrxyz: That would explain a lot about the manga.