Disclaimer: i know phan's not real don't shout at me i'm delicate
"OMFG PHANNNN I SHIP YOUU XD" the 12 year old typed into the chat of danisnotonfire's live show.
"How many fuckin times do I have to tell u me and phil aren't gay jfc" Dan said, annoyed. "Phil get that sweet piece of ass in here mmm I'd tap that bby" he looked at the camera "lol no homo" he added quickly
phil walked in wearing nothing but black lace panties. "Are u done with ur show already honeysnugglepussins?/"
"nah I just need u to tell them we're not gay, wow you look supa hot phil… no homo" dan said, slapping phil's ass
Phil sat on dan's lap, straddling him "yeah ofc we're just friends, best friends" phil said as he nibbled on dan's ear
Suddenly dan flipped phil onto his back and ripped the panties off him with his teeth and started grinding on phil's leg "no homo we're just frends" dan said, turning to look the laptop with his mouth full of phil's dick
"see they're just friends stop shipping them!1!" a girl contributed helpfully to the chat, as dan started thrusting into phil "omg I wish manesh was ther u guize are soul mates hehehe XD" said another.
Just then, manesh swaggered into the room and whipped out his trouser snake which was actually a snake and it bit dan and phil on their bare butts and they died from the venom
And they lived happily ever after in heaven having sex every day because lol no homo they're just friends