Outside the village square

"Did you hear about what happened inside the village square?!" William Majini asked.

Norman Majini waved him away "Yeah yeah shush, do you wanna hear a joke I just heard from Gregory?"

William shrugged "Go on then,"

Norman's eyes glowed in delight "Okay, what's a Ganado's favourite team?"

"I don't know,"

Norman chuckled as he put on a Spanish voice "Barcelona!"

William stared at him.

"Don't you get it?" Norman asked "They support Barcelona!"

"What the douche is a Ganado?" William frowned.

Norman scratched his head "You're kidding me?!" He turned to Luke Majini "Ey Luke! Explain what a Ganado is to William here,"

Luke shuffled over with his big stick "A Ganado?"

Norman nodded.

"Alright, a Ganado is a Spanish version of us basically," Luke stated straightly.

"Ohhhhhhhh,' William nodded "but why do they support Barcelona? What about Real Madrid or Valencia?"

"Well-"

"Or Sevilla or Deportivo La Coruna?"

Norman slapped him "Shut up, they support Barcelona because that's one of the random phrases they say while trying to kill the protagonist!"

There was silence.

"No that's not right," Luke said after awhile.

Norman looked at him angrily "Excuse me?"

"It's the Zealots that say Barcelona," Luke continued.

Norman crossed his arms "Well I don't think that's correct!"

Luke raised his eyebrow "Fine just sulk about it,"

He turned around to see a big man hulk standing in front of him.

The man hulk knifed Luke who grabbed his bleeding chest instinctively. The man hulk then punched him straight in the face rendering Luke…. Well rendering Luke dead.

A petite African woman then machine gunned both Norman and William down. William died instantly but Norman lay on the floor for a while.

The man hulk walked over to Norman and raised his foot above him.

"Barcelona!" Norman screeched at him before the man hulk's foot cam down upon his face.

Chris turned to Sheva "Did that dude shout Barcelona at me before I killed him?"

Sheva shrugged "I think so,"

Chris punched a wall instantly crumbling it "That bastard! He must have known that I'm a Real Madrid fan!"

The End