This is my version of what happens when the gods read Percy Jackson and The Olympians. The heros are from after The Last Olympian ,but before Percy is kidnapped er, taken er, well you know what I mean.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS OR THE STORY

Olympus (Present Day)

"Hey Apollo do you want to help me with the most awesomest prank of all time?" Hermes asks.

Apollo grins evilly, "What do you have in mind?"

Camp-Halfblood (Present Day)

Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Nico, Travis, Connor, Grover, Katie, Rachel, and Clarisse are all hanging out at the lake during free time. Annabeth is trying to get Percy to read. Thalia is relaxing since Artemis gave her a few weeks of at Apollos assistance. Nico, Travis, and Connor are thinking of pranks to pull on the Demeter cabin. Katie and Rachel are talking about immature boys, and Clarisse is polishing her spear. When suddenly there is a flash of golden light and everyone disappears.

Olympus (Winter Solace when Percy is two years old)

"Sea disasters are ten times cooler than air disasters"

"They are not. I'm the king of the gods, so what I say goes. Besides, you can't name one sea disaster that those silly mortals remember." Zeus replied

"Yes I can."

"No you cant."

"Yes I can!"

"No you cant!"

"YES I CAN!"

"NO YOU CAN'T!"

"Then name one. I dare you."

"The Titanic."

"..."

Suddenly there is a flash of golden light and ten teenagers appear. Everyone is groaning except Percy, who is laughing, and Annabeth, who landed on him. All the gods freeze at the sight of the unexpected visitors, who are rubbing the sore places. Percy notices their surroundings and gets the others attention and says

"Hey everybody. Whats up?"

"WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DARE YOU GREET US IN SUCH A CASUAL MANNER?" Zeus boomed.

You know who we are and because we just sav- Hey what was that for?" was Percy's reply.

"What is that?" demanded Zeus.

"A-A package?"

"What is in the package?" Athena asked like she was talking to a two year old.

"It is a bunch of books and a letter."

"Read it aloud then." Hera demanded.

"Dear Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Demeter, Apollo, Aphrodite, Ares, Athena, Hephaestus, Artemis, Hermes, Dionysus, Hades, Hestia, Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Nico, Travis, Connor, Grover, Katie, Rachel, and Clarisse,

We have sent these 10 teenagers to the past because we are bored. Please do not kill, maim, or harm the in anyway. They will fully introduce themselves before you begin reading They are also not to give any hints as to what happens because that will ruin the story.

From the future,

Apollo and Hermes"

"..."

"You may start the introductions now."

"Clarisse La Rue, daughter of Ares, drakon-slayor."

"Rachel Elizabeth Dare, Oracle of Delphi."

"Yay my oracle got a new body, my oracle got a new body, my oracle got a ne-"

"Shut up Apollo," Artemis growls.

"Katie Gardener, daughter of Demeter"

"Grover Underwood, Lord of the Wild."

"Travis," Travis began

"and Connor,"

"Stoll, sons of Hermes and master pranksters, at your service. They finished together.

"Nico Di Angelo, son of Hades and Ghost King."

"HADES YOU BROKE THE OATH" Zeus roared.

"My Lord I was born before the oath was made."

"... Continue."

Thalia Grace, daughter of Zeus and Lieutenant of Artemis"

(all at the same time)

Zeus: "What?...but...how?...who"...Thank me"

Artemis: "What happened to Zoe?"

Hades/Poseidon: "Wonderful" (note the sarcasm)

Demeter: "She needs to eat more cereal."

Aphrodite: "Stupid hunters"

Ares: "Zeus's kid huh"

Hera: "Not her again"

"Hush let the girl speak," Athena said.

"All will be explained in time." Thalia responded.

"At least tell me who did it," Zeus begged

"Him," she said and pointed to the boy with messy dark hair and green eyes.

"Thank you"

"Your welcome... sir" the boy responded.

"Continue with the introductions."

"Annabeth Chase, daughter of Athena and official Architect of Olympus."

"..."

"You too boy" Zeus said

"Percy Jackson,"

Poseidon gasps quietly But he is only two

"son of you will find out later"

the Olympians and Hades stare at him

"and Savior of Olympus"

"Savior of Olympus" the Olympians and Hades repeat

"Among other things" was the reply.

"..."

"What are the name of the books?" Annabeth asked

"Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Titans Curse, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Battle of the Labyrinth, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Last Olympian," Percy read, "and they are in my point of view."

The Stolls and Nico chuckled." Now we get to know what you think about everybody and everything."

"Wonderful," Percy groaned.

"Might as well get started. Who will read first?" Poseidon

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