AN- I hope you, the readers, enjoy this story I wrote at 5 o'clock in the morning one day after staying up all night (in which I don't know why im saying that). I hope to receive any reviews whether its good or bad. Also the ending after the conclusion was written by another FanFiction writer (DW-Chaos WolfEdge).
Field/Night/Full Moon
Two unknown entities stand 15' away from each other holding their sword one having it sheathed. Conversing with each other getting closer to the point where they are about to strike. "I wonder how good you are with a sword" says the rogue warriors who happens to be after his clan was slain by his own hands "I heard that you were the best at what you do". The other guy walked towards the warrior then stops short only a few feet closer "I am the best at what I do, should I kill you now or should u attempt to kill me but I doubt you could even touch me" the guy says with a an empty expression upon his face.
The rogue warrior became angry at the remark the guy standing in front of him had said and became quiet knowing that he had to be fully aware if e wants to become victorious in this battle. The guy started to jump around but looked as if he wasn't moving. Amazed at what he sees, the rogue warrior used the opportunity to pull off the technique he used to kill his clan. "I'll put an end to this right now with this" the warrior raises his sword towards the sky with one hand and muttered various phrases as he formed hand signs with the other.
The ground started to turn sunrise red around the warrior then formed into a wolf ready for an attack. "I'll show you the legendary technique 'the wolf fang' and you wont be able to avoid such a devastating attack". The guy continued to jump around then suddenly stopping in front of the warrior again. "The Wolf Fang technique, so it seems this wasn't no myth after all, darn you mythbusters 'Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman'"
Shocked by the betrayal of the mythbuster crew the guy attempted a desperation move hoping if this finale attack would be his last. Quickly the guy pulled out a scroll and repeated out loud everything it says on the scroll "Naruto Naruto Nine Tailed Fox Mario Mario Super Smash Bros RockBand RockBand Guitar hero 2 With All Of These I Summon You". As he finishes the sky above the guy started to turn into a gate way and out comes everything that he summoned in exact order.
Both attempting to use their most powerful move on each other unbeknown to them was another who had already won this battle from the very start. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" laughed this evil genius as he watched this futile battle continue "Soon it'll go according to plan, Execute 1149-B PROTOCOL 9-20 4 GOLDEN IN YOUR HANDS"
Unbeknown to the evil genius was another who again had won the battle as well as the plan 1149-B PROTOCOL 9-20 4 GOLDEN IN YOUR HANDS. And this person was someone who knows everyone and their history and background, to know their every move and to anticipate them expertly without fail. This person had to know the play by play of the battle without being there himself. This person is........ ME, "Yup I am the one who won this battle and the one who executed 1149-B PROTOCOL Whatever and now is the time to end this".
"I, the writer, had pulled a fast one on you, the readers."said me as I written what I just said just now at this very moment I am writing this "I cant be defeated by a mere rogue warrior, some guy, and an evil genius". "I know you are expecting some type of ending to this story but their ain't one so just shove it up ur....." was cut off by the sudden intrusion of the three famed characters the writer has written about.
"You cant be here, your not real" said the writer as he had the look of surprise and scared upon his face and a wet spot on his trousers. "We are as real as you are Mr. Creator" said the guy standing behind the rogue warrior. "But this cant be, this cant be at all" the writer pulls out an old wild wild west pistol and asked every one if they wanted to join in on a game of Russian Roulette. Every one's face was filled with joy as they formed a circle around the pistol. "Me first" said the guy as he reaches for the pistol but as he was about to grab the pistol from off the ground Dave Mustain and a new lineup of his Megadeth band burst into the room and started to play My Last Words note for note. "OMG I cant believe this is happening" said the writer.
The camera pans away from the room as we see five bullets flashes from the window and the band rushing to the tour bus awaiting for Dave to get into the bus. The band looks out of the bus to see whats taking so long for their front man to enter the bus but notice he was blocked by some well known musicians. Dave says with a chuckle "Well well if it isnt the four horseman"
To Be Concluded.............. Not.
Sasuke Walks in and looks around with a face of much confusion, and severe constipation. "....What the hell happened here?!" And then Sasuke went Super Sayian and killed Itachi with by charging up to Super Sayian THREE!!!!!!!! DRAGON—
I shoot Sasuke in the head, "Yes! I, the other writer, have accomplished the impossible! I killed Sasuke, Since Kishimoto couldn't!! HAHAHAHAHAACK!!"
Masashi Kishimoto, the writer and artist of Naruto looked thunderstruck and grief ridden. "NOOO!! Now I'll need a new anti-hero! The fan girls LOVED Sasuke! Now he and Naruto will never get to that hotel scene like I
—Oh crap, you've got me doing this.
I say the Elder Swear.
"You're Mother was a---BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!—With a stick of dynamite----BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!—In a bucket with—BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!—Mickey Mouse!!---BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!----In a castle far, far away where no one can hear you---BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!—Soup---BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!BEEP!!—Alakazam!
'Kay, 'kay. I'm done.