"And when I opened the door I saw Draco"
"His leather pants as tight as ever"
Showing off his werewolve side quite nicely
Then inexplicably he became a vampire with stud bracelets
"His beautiful pale skin sparkled in the light of the full moon"
"He tossed his head and his long, blond hair caught the twinkling stars. I caught a whiff of his rose perfume"
Contrasting with the emerald orbs of the boy who lived, now the boy who lied about his Lord Potter Black secretly slytherin and heir to all four founders veela
"I'm just a boy, who can travel through time and masterdeath, but alll I am is a boy, Draco"
"Say you'll stay and rule over muggles now that Voldie's gins moldy abs"
"Dumbles is actually evil and has been stealing our inheritance and setting up a foil"
"Whhadaya say rose boy?"
Draco: drops biscuits
(And soap)
Oh and harry is actually Harriet
She kept her true gender secret for seven years
because of the inherent oppression of wizard society
waiting for a day when she could reveal the troof
"I like unicorns and candy"
Also my name is Hadrian even though that's not a thing
Draco smiled. revealing his long, ivory fangz. His ice blue eyes shimmered like gorgeous sapphires on the gown of a girl invited to the Yule Ball. "So do I."
"Do you fancy bleeding out I mean, a turn in the rose bushes?"
Also quick don't let anyone see you the plastic wrap is just for the ambience
"Pretty, yet dangerous and full of thorns. Just like my true luv" Harriet-Hadrian winked.
You don't mind a life of international infamy right?
Laughs Harriet, a tinkling sound like bell that rose to a cackle
"Not at all"
Leans close
"After all, I am going to stab you and use your extremely rare hair to brew potion that will make me...master of silky hair"
"Sorry Draco, you were ever only as useful as that"
Just eliminating the completion
That why voldie failed actually. Cuz he no hair
We should publish this actually
"Well, I can hardly fault you," Draco bubbled ebulliently, whipping his dazzling locks into Harriet's face. His raw animal scent pierced through the overpowering aroma of his perfume, penetrating Harriet-Hadrian's nostrils.