DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Super SMash Bros series. This intellectual property belongs to Nintendo.
Welcome to Smash Shots. This is based off from my other fic "The King of Smash". Insert shameless plug in of reading that fic.
Robin is sleeping peacefully in his new room as he is dreaming of his wife. Never have he slept on a more comfortable bed. He might consider sleeping in for the first time in a long time.
However, he will soon be rudely awaken...all because he forgot to close the door.
Captain Falcon, who is also called 'Jay', runs towards to Robin's room at Mach 3, excited to get the day started. He knees into Marth's door, with the King putting on his cape.
"Top of the morning Marth!" bellowed Falcon as he dashes off to Lucina's room.
Falcon knees into Lucina's room as she is abruptly awoken by the crashing sound of her door breaking down. On instinct, she grabs her sword and threaten to kill her assailant...in her night gown.
Falcon, either being very brave or being very oblivious, shouts "Top of the morning Lucina!"
Lucina, now more awake, puts her sword down and apologizes to Falcon. She tells him that she will come out once she is done changing into her clothes.
Falcon resumes dashing towards to the final room. Robin's room. The bounty hunter comes at a stop when he realizes that Robin's door is open. He does not know what to do. He COULD try to close the door down, and then knee it. But, he thought to himself, what if he gets woken up by the door closing?
He could try to knee onto his bed, but what if the bed brakes?
He COULD try shouting to Robin's ear, but what if it wakes up the neighbors?
With all these options out, Falcon does the most sensible thing he could possibly have done.
He scoots back, readies himself into a running stance, quickly dashes toward the sleeping tactician, and…
Uses his D-air attack on top of Robin's stomach.
The tactician feels an insurmountable amount of pain as he is wakes up as retaliation of being stomped on. He can feel the air leaving his lungs as Falcon jumps off from his stomach, and lands perfectly on top of his stack of books.
Robin holds his stomach in pain as he looks at Falcon incredulously. He grits his teeth as a way to calm himself down. As politely as he could, Robin asks "What...in the name of Naga did you do that?"
"Trying to wake you up." replied Falcon so simply.
"Couldn't you just...shout into my ear or something?"
"Nah that'll be rude." Falcon soon dashes, but not without saying "Well top of the morning to you too Robin!" Falcon leaves Robin's room, but not without saying hello to Marth.
Marth takes one look at the tactician, and gives him his sympathies. "Should've closed the door. Jay would only knock it down. Its practically a rule unless you want to get stomped."
Robin can only groan as he wonders what he got himself into.
This was a small gag from the first fic. I just like the idea of Captain Falcon kneeing doorways. Can you just picture that?