Once again, the Kitsune strikes! Back by popular demand (not really), I've decided to post yet another little product I've cooked up, which I've been slaving over for a long, long time.
And by slaving over for a long, long time, I mean I hashed this out in about maybe thirty minutes.
Regardless, I proudly present to you the third installment of the ever-so-popular Agendas series, which people HAVE requested I do.
Disclaimer: I'm not doing a damn disclaimer this time around! Just read the fic or go away! You bunch of jerks.
AGENDAS 3
Mario's Agenda
6:00 AM– Wake up
6:30 AM– Have some breakfast! Mmm, spaghetti, whoo hoo!
7:00 AM – Take a shower
7:30 AM – Eat breakfast again. Ravioli, whoo-hoo!
7:45 AM – Wish Luigi good morning
7:46 to 8:18 AM – Talk with Luigi; comfort him over weird dream
9:00 AM – Feed goldfish
9:01 AM – Remember goldfish actually died three days ago
9:02 AM – Hold moment of silence for goldfish
9:04 AM – Travel to pet store
9:17 AM – Arrive at pet store
9:25 AM – Buy new goldfish
9:26 AM – Go home
9:39 AM – Arrive home
9:40 AM – Feed goldfish
9:41 to 10:30 AM – Do nothing
10:45 AM – Eat brunch! Lasagna, hoo hoo!
12:00 PM – Eat lunch! Macaroni, yippee!
1:30 PM – Visit from Peach! Aaah, Mama Mia…
1:35 PM – Bowser attacks! Again. Sigh.
1:36 PM – Bowser captures Peach. Again.
1:37 PM – Watch as Peach flails and screams as she's dragged away.
1:40 PM – Contemplate possibly not going this time. Wonder if she's just deliberately doing this.
1:41 PM – Follow anyway, at leisurely stroll.
3:10 PM – Finally arrive at Bowser's new castle.
3:11 PM – Briefly admire architecture. On a side note, how many times must one Dragon Koopa renovate, anyway?
3:12 PM – Continue with quest to save the Princess.
3:30 PM – Find Bowser!
3:40 PM – Stomp Bowser and save the day!
4:50 PM – Escort Peach home
4:51 PM – Remember Peach was planning a Party today! Stay anyway since I'm already here.
6:00 PM – Eat dinner, with cake reward! Hooray!
8:00 PM to 1 AM – DANCE PARTY!!
1:10 AM – Collapse in exhaustion from dancing
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