A/N & Disclaimer: I dont own Naruto or anything associated with it only my sasuke plushy is mine -sigh- the guy, Masashi Kishimoto, which made naruto, owns him. If i owned naruto, the world would be filled with yaoi, baka-sasuke would not even dream of leaving and Sakura... dont even have to mention her.
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'I have a knack for unrequeted love' A sigh 'Either he's married, is straight, is already in a good relationship or simply just doesnt like me. If I where bi things would have been way easyer. The fact that I could hop from gender to gender would have been kind of nice, but since I dont even get a boner from looking at a girl in bikini its kind of hopeless' another sigh.
'Sakura says that it's because I'm a geek that I'm still a virgin and single at my age. Hey I'm not old! I'm already 22 years old you know. Anyway she said i should wear contacts or something like that, but that is impossible, my eyes get so irritated that they turn completely red. It doesnt really hurt, but people freak out about it. Maybe I should have told Sakura about it'
'The fact that I only have female friends doesnt help either. Well if you count there boyfriends as friends then I also have some male friends. Short intro:
Haruno SakuraRock Lee
22 years old23 years old
Pink hair and really strongBlack bowlcut hair and is really really fast
Boyfriend Rock Lee, biGirlfriend Haruno Sakura, straight as a pole
Yamanaka InoSai (does he even have a surname??)
22 years old22 years old
Long pale blond hairShort pale black hair
Boyfriend Sai, straightGirlfriend Yamanaka Ino, bi
Hyuuga HinataSabaku no Temari (she really has a weird surname, Sand)
22 years old24 years old
Long bleuish black hairSandy blond hair in 4 ponytails (kind of sexy for a girl)
Girlfriend Sabaku no TemariGirlfriend Hyuuga Hinata, gay (they both are)
Tenten (also no surname??)Hyuuga Neji
23 years old23 years old
Brown hair in 2 bunsLong brown hair (he looks like a girl, seriously!)
Singly, straightSingly (know him cus hes cousin of Hinata) Bi
'Out of 8 people I only have 3 male friends, that's kind of lonely. Especially when there are 2 antisocial bastards between them'
"Pick up the phone, or danger will ensure you that Sakura will bash you're head in" Eyes snapped open "Pick up the phone, or danger will ensure you that Sakura will bash you're head in" "Comming! Comming!! –slip, crash- Now where is that thing" "Pick up the phone, or" –beep- "Sakura??" "Naruto! Do you know how long I've been trying to get you!" "I'm so sorry Sakura! I was asleep, but I'm listening" "Hhhmp you better be, anyway Naruto! I got fantastic news for you!" "Huh? Like what?" "Listen! This guy i knew from when i still lived in Japan contacted me!" "...And?" "Well he's also gay and single! He said he wanted to meet you"
"Sakura.... what kind of fantasy did you discribe me as?" "Geh....wh-wh-what are you talking about ahahahaha" Sakura laughed nervously through the phone "I knew it Sakura. You only hurt my feelings with that you know, "I thought you where diferent" or "Are you really that same guy?" is not really good for my pride!"
"Naruto... you have a great body, you're slender and without glasses you are even prettyer than any girl I know. Beneath all that that makes you look slender you got a body like an Atlethe. You should be proud you know. If only you didnt wear those geeky glasses! Anyway I said he could meet you next Saturday at 'The Tsukikage' 1:00 pm sharp Naruto. Dont you dare be late" "But Sak.." –beep, beep, beep-
Naruto let out a large sigh "Now I have a blinddate... again" Naruto groaned 'I hate this'
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A/Nshort prologue, but tell me what you think about it. Depends on what you think and il may contineu it