Author's Note
I just think Chunky needs a little back story, y'know, like I owe it to him. I made him and gave him a life of his own and I think some people would like to know a little more about the cubby koala who fell in love with a skunk. This is a sequel to "Love Stinks", so you may want to read that if you haven't already. I'd also like to say that Chunky, his mother Scarlet, and his father Grizzly are loosely based off of me, my mother, and my step father. LOOSELY! That means my parents are not constantly absent from my life and I love them very much, as they love me. Including my step father, whom I consider to be my true father because he raised me.
Family Reunion
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"Ughh," Chunky groaned, having forgotten to shut off his alarm, considering spring break had just begun. His fist slammed on the sleep button, and the clock silenced. It was one week after the events at Lumpy's restaurant and he was still constantly thinking about his "time" with Petunia
"God, is that what heaven is like? I've never felt so alive, and I did it all with Petunia. She was perfect; everything about that night was perfect, even when we were making love she smelled, delicious. It was normally a terrible smell, but it smelt so primal when we were together. I couldn't keep away from her scent. Is that some weird fetish? Well, I guess it means I'm getting less weird, because it at least doesn't involve tentacles."
Petunia and Chunky had "tied the knot" that night, much to everyone's surprise the next day. She seemed experienced, but was acting on primal instinct, and Chunky had taken her virginity, as she held his in her tiny paws. She wasn't sure about that evening, but had prepared herself just in case there was a spark, and there was. Petunia had reassured her boy after they were thoroughly exhausted that "she was on the pill", which Chunky didn't completely understand at the time. A Google search the next morning explained what she had meant in full.
"God, I want her so bad. I want to take her again. Is that wrong, to be so concerned about such things? But lord, her smell, I want to smell her primal lust again. I want to make her sweat, to hear her squeal at the moment of release, to…. Whoah." He realized he was getting excited, and decided to get some breakfast, and maybe a cold shower. Pulling himself out of bed, he slowly stumbled around his room, almost forgetting to put on his glasses. Once he could see, he walked downstairs clad in only a T-shirt and boxers into the kitchen, noticing uncle Disco was talking on the phone while cooking bacon.
"Uh huh, I know. Yeah. Hey! That's not funny! I've gotten laid before, and just because Chunky did it while I was in the middle of a slump doesn't mean nothing!" He turned to Chunky quickly, covering the phone with his hand "It's your daddy, he's cracking jokes again." Chunky smiled and made himself a bowl of cereal while Disco continued chatting.
"Uh huh, yeah. She's pretty nice, but you'll meet her eventually. What, really? This week, during spring break? Friday, oh, that's about, let's see. It's Thursday, the kids got out early, you'll be here next Friday, so eight days, it'll be great to see you again!" Disco shut off the phone and turned to Chunky, "Hey Chunkster, your pop's coming to visit next Friday!"
Chunky, drinking out of the milk carton, nodded and didn't really pay attention to what he was saying, but when it dawned on him, his pupils widened and he spat out the milk all over the kitchen floor.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?!!?!?!!" He ran up to his uncle and shook him wildly. Disco merely looked at him angrily,
"I said if you don't clean that up by the time I count to ten I'm gonna shove my elevator boots up your narrow ass. And your father is visiting next Friday." Chunky, realizing what he had just done, quickly grabbed a rag, scrubbing the floor nervously and when he was finished leaped up and asked him a flurry of questions.
"What did he say, did you tell him about Petunia, what about my job, my weight?"
"What? I didn't mention your job or your weight, and all I said about Petunia was she was cute, and you banged her."
"Did you mention she was a skunk?"
"What, I think that's a little racist, nephew. And no, I didn't"
"Good, now I'm going to take a shower and ride over to Nutty's house. Don't wait up, I'll take my bike!" He said, sprinting up the stairs.
"Alright crazy, and keep your spit outta my milk!" Disco yelled after him before sitting down to eat his breakfast. A quick shower later and Chunky was sprinting out of the door, before his uncle had a chance to stop him.
"Hey, your mother is coming too, the next day though. Man, she is one foxy momma." Disco said, beginning to drift off.
"She's a squirrel, uncle." Chunky squinted in pity at him.
"You know what I meant! Didn't you say you had somewhere to be?" And Chunky realized the unrgency of the situation and ran out, unhooking his bike from the garage door and pedaling madly down the street towards Nutty's abode. But, he tired himself out, and was soon moving at a lazy pace, despite his best efforts. Chunky was actually calmly down a little, the fresh spring breeze cooling him, and he began to drift into happier thoughts, like his mother. She used to be at home a lot when he was young, but she took a job at a country club, waitressing for fun. She had a knack for it, and soon she was there more often and was promoted, and her promotions kept piling up until she owned one of the world's most prestigious country clubs. This meant she was almost always away though, and Chunky never saw her. He began to remember one of his fondest memories when she was still at home.
Flashback
"Is it done yet? I'm hungry!" A young Chunky, only about five pleaded to his mother while she leaned against the kitchen counter, watching him contently.
"Not yet, my little pudding pie. It takes 45 minutes to bake cookies, and it's only been ten!"
"Oh, can't they cook any faster?"
Scarlet, the young red squirrel, only about 25 at the time, smiled at her adorable bundle of joy. Her eyes turned quickly to the kitchen window, it had been raining for a good four hours, and showed no signs of stopping.
"No, I'm afraid they can't cook faster. But would you like to sing a song? It's your favorite." She kneeled down and took his tiny hands in hers. Chunky's eyes illuminated with the thought
"WOULD I? That song, are we gonna sing that song?
"Yes Chunky, here we go" She began slowly, her voice like honey, an angel's cords could not produce more delicate tones
Ohhh, the rain rain rain came down down down,
In rushing rising…
She pointed to Chunky, and he threw his arms in the air and sang
RIVLETS!
And his mother took over again
Till the river crept out of its bed,
And crept right into
PIGLET'S!
Poor Piglet he was frightened, with quite a rightful fright,
And so in desperation
A MESSAGE HE DID WRIIIIITE!
And Chunky held that last note for a good ten seconds before his mother could continue
And the rain rain rain came down down down,
So Piglet started bailing,
He was unaware, atop his chair
While baling he was
SAILING!
And the rain rain rain came down down down,
And the flood rose up up upper,
Pooh, too, was caught, and so he though
I MUST RESCUE MY SUPPER!
Ten honey pots he rescued, enough to see him though,
But as he sopped up his supper
THE RIVER SOPPED UP POOOOOH!
Another note, longer than the last bellowed from Chunky, and his mother patted him on the head and said "Very good, you might just be a singer when you grow up"
Chunky smiled with glee and the two sang together
And the water twirled and tossed him
In a honey pot canoe!
And the rain rain rain came down down down…..
Currently
Chunky was so wrapped up in a warm blanket of memories, he completely missed Nutty's house by a good few blocks, and cursed quietly to himself before turning the bike around.
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Aw, now ain't that cute? And yes, my mother did sing that to me when I was little, and I sang those parts Chunky did to her. And just before anyone complains, I'm sorry I got so into the whole Chunky and Petunia SEX(There, I said it) scene, but it was an important milestone in their relationship, and I'm more than a little perverted! So there, Phoenix signing…
Oh wait, and the song is The Rain Rain Rain Came Down Down Down (Winnie The Pooh And The Blustery Day) Copywright DISNEY
Now I'm signing out!