Notes:
I do not own Sonic the Hedgehog, SNL, or Macgruber. This is just a small idea I had. I'm a fan of the Macgruber shorts so I decided to parody them with Sonic. Also Sonic will obviously be the main one, Amy and Shadow will be the assistants or something. Like the SNL short, each chapter will be split into three parts.
First part:
~Song~
Sonuber.
Making lifesaving inventions out of household material.
Sonuber.
Getting in and out of ultra sticky situations.
Sonuber.
He's dating a model.
SONUBER!
~Super villain base in the snow control room~
Amy: The doors locked Sonuber. And from the looks of that bomb, we only have 20 seconds.
Sonuber: Don't worry. Amy, pass me that paper clip.
Amy: Right. (Passes paper clip over)
Sonuber: Shadow, pass me the nail clippers.
Shadow: Nail clippers, here. (Hands the nail clippers over)
Sonuber: Amy, pass me the... (Hears his mobile ringing) Oh hang on one second, that's my phone. Hey, it's my girlfriend. (Answers the phone) Hey honey, how are you? Yeah. Alright.
Amy: 7 seconds Sonuber.
Sonuber: Hang on Amy. Ok. Wait, what? You're breaking up with me? You're going out with my best friend? YOU SL...
~Explosion~
SONUBER!
Second part:
~Song~
Sonuber.
Has just been dumped and kicked out of his house.
Sonuber.
He's started smoking and drinking, and he's also cutting himself.
Sonuber.
The man's a freaking train wreck.
SONUBER!
~Underwater lab control room~
Amy: The door has been bolted shut Sonuber. And that bomb says we have 15 seconds.
Sonuber: What's the point of living. I'll never find someone to love me again.
Shadow: Snap out of it and stop the freaking bomb already.
Sonuber: SHUT UP SHADOW!
Amy: Sonuber, you'll be alright. I've broken up before.
Sonuver: Really?
Amy: Well I've called the break up about 50% of the time, but yes. Now hurry, we have 9 seconds left.
Sonuber: Alright. Shadow, hand me that laptop.
Shadow: (Hands over the laptop) You gonna hack into the bomb or something?
Sonuber: No, I'm joining a dating site.
Shadow: WHAT?
Sonuber: Oh, Mary looks nice. I'll just click on her and...
~Explosion~
SONUBER!
Final part:
~Song~
Sonuber.
He's back into dating and he's looking for a woman.
Sonuber.
He's had 7 failed dates, and one was actually a man.
Sonuber.
He really sucks at dating.
SONUBER!
~Playground control room~
Amy: The door is stuck and there's no other way out Sonuber. And we only have 10 seconds left.
Sonuber: Amy, pass me those two glasses.
Amy: Ok. (Hands glasses over)
Sonuber: Shadow, hand me that bottle of wine.
Shadow: Uh, ok? (Hands wine over) What's it for?
Sonuber: For my date and I to enjoy. (Pours wine into a glass)
Shadow: Can't you take a few seconds out of your date to save our lives?
Sonuber: I'm on a date. Damn.
Date: Yeah, I think it would be best for us not to go out.
Sonuber: Bu... bu... FINE! GET LOST YOU WHO...
~Explosion~
SONUBER!
Well, that was an idea. Hopefully I get better ideas for this. Send replies, give me ways I could improve this.