Season 1 Jack x Peter and the Spicejar
Episode 2: The only way,The Schwarznegger-way
Jack sat in his office, applying for more study hours. Everytime he did so, his nipples became erect, and he had the urge to squeeze and twist them.
PP: Well well Jack, applying for study hours I see?
Peter said whilst staring at Jack's erect nipples.
Jack looked behind him and saw that Peter wore a full latex ensemble.
Jack: My my, look at those buns of yours, juicy.
PP: Thank you Jack.
Jack: I can see your hindboobs.
PP: Oh really?
Peter said that in a very arousing way. The same way as how a child would whilst unpacking a Christmas present and hearing it's adopted.
Jack grabbed Peter firmly.
Jack: I'm the headmaster now!
Peter broke loose and bent over.
PP: Well... If I must...
To which Jack said...
Jack: Juicy!
Peter has a wet fart problem due to yesterday evening's brown beans. Jack's spice shaft slowly adopted a brownish colour.
Jack: I see you've had brown beans for dinner Peter.
PP: Indeed, I have.
Peter slurped the digested brown substance of Jack's shaft.
Jack: Mmmmhmm...
Peter barfed all over Jack's little belly.
Jack: Are you challenging me? O pointy pope?
In return, Jack barfed over Peter's landing strip, they both heard the sound of a door slamming shut. There she stood in all her mighty pride, Chocolate sensation Sheryl, with her chocolate mousse she seduced any and all, man and woman.
PP: Well, I see chocolate's on today's menu.
Jack: Should we enrich her mousse's flavour with spices from the Spicejar?
PP: Yes Jack, that is a tremendously juicy idea!
Peter and Jack dragged Chocolate Sensation Sheryl to the spicequaters. The spicequaters held but a single Jar, and a lesbian.
Jack: HEY!
Jack walked over to the lesbian and smacked her right in the tit.
Jack: Foul tranny!
while Peter dragged off the lesbian, Jack grabbed the Spicejar.
PP: The time is nigh Sheryl.
Choco: Jam it in deep, yes!
Jack: Calm the fuck down! The good stuff's all the way down the jar.
Jack shoveled a load of spices from the Jar right into Sheryl's mousse.
PP: Well well, we appear to have a... "congestion".
Peter said whilst upholding an uncanny grin.
Sheryl let out a roaring thunderfart and all spices shot out as if the long dormant volcano in her mousse suddenly erupted violently.
Jack: Quickly! Catch the enriched spices!
PP: Okily dokily, the spices are in!
In the end, everyone feasted of the newly enriched spices. They called their recipe: "The Schwarzenegger Burst".
FIN