If this is terrible, tell me. I just want to know if my stories are getting worse.
What would happen if all the Doctor Who creatures became good and got jobs? Because, everyday life would be so much weirder, nothing would be different but nothing would be the same.
For instance, a Dalek as a house servant. It would be good because of it's plunger with the toilet. "I must exterminate limescale!"
And in the kitchen with its egg whisker. "I have made your breakfast. It is an omelette. If you do not like it, I will exterminate you!"
Now, you can't get onto fan fiction because your PC has become way out of date. So much, you don't have the latest word for internet. Go to PC world, Currys, Staples, they all have Computer staff for life.
Their soul (well they got their soul taken away but still) purpose is to upgrade. Yep, Cybermen. Imagine it, "I will upgrade your computer."
But don't let them get any files or they will "Delete" them.
So you watch TV while they install/upgrade your PC. 'Now the news with the wire.' It will keep viewers glued to the screen, until Doctor Who starts (7 o'clock, BBC 3).
'You spill something, say, a mix of beetroot and oil. You can clean it up with new Abzorbaloff towels. "Beats bounty by a mile, that's how absorbent it is." Abzorbaloff towels. Buy it now!'
Stupid adverts! That's what happens when you turn off BBC.
Now, um, I'm all out of ideas. Could you help? Just the names of a Creature. I'll employ them. Or if you want to employ and I'll think of a creature.
Also, I'm thinking of a Doctor Who meets Wizard of Oz, but I have no idea what could be the scarecrow or the lion. Or the good witches, now I think about it. Also, the Munchkins. You know what; I'll wait a long time before I do that. But if you could help-
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