Sam woke up screaming.
Dean bolted upright in his bed. "What is it?"
"It was…It was just a dream," Sam mumbled. He was NOT telling dean his dream.
"Well, it's obviously bothering you. So spill. I promised not to laugh."
Sam hesitated; he couldn't tell Dean the real dream. "Um… I dreamed that Castiel started farting burritos onto plates."
"Dean frowned. "I had that dream last night. Try again."
"I dreamed that Castiel got pregnant after eating too many White Castle burgers…"
"I had that dream last week," Dean scowled.
"I dreamed that you got pregnant from eating too many bacon cheese burgers…" Sam tried.
"Now you're just being an asshole. Stop lying and tell me the truth."
Sam sighed. "Fine! I dreamed I was constipated."
"And for that you screamed like a girl?"
"But when I finally pooped, a baby came out instead…"
Dean laughed so hard he fell out of his bed with a thump. "Dude, next time, let the girl have the kid!" Dean howled, holding his sides.
"You're a dick," Sam said. He went into the bathroom and found the dog on the toilet.
Fluff-Butt looked over. A little privacy?
Sam turned around. "Dean, your dog's on the toilet."
Dean looked at the dog sitting in the back seat of the Impala. "You're going back to Brynn's and that's that."
"Dean, the dog doesn't care," Sam said.
"Cas talks to her like a person," Dean protested.
I want to stay and have puppies in the car. Fluff-Butt looked at them.
"Sometimes I think that dog is thinking evil things about Baby," Dean said. "Oh, and Sammy, I swear, I won't tell anyone about your pregnant man dream."
Denna ran to Dean and Sam. "Daddy! Uncle Sammy! Fluff-Butt!" The dog sat and panted while Denna hugged her.
"Let me guess, you realized she's a girl," Brynn said.
"She's a slut," Dean said.
Denna smacked Dean. "Bad Daddy!"
This made San smile. "Yeah, Dean, that's a bad Daddy!"
"That makes you sound gross," Dean told him.
"I'm not the one who once poured taco sauce over myself thinking it was sexy," Sam whispered.
"Hey, she thought it was sexy!"
Brynn shook her head. "Dean, don't tell your brother what we do in the bedroom, especially in front of Denna."
Sam gave Dean a funny look. "You did that more than once?"
Dean frowned. "No, I didn't! You're being an asshole!"
"No, I'm not," Sam said, grinning broadly.
"When was this other incident?" Brynn asked.
"It was last year, wasn't it?" Sam asked. "Or was it last week?"
"Sam, don't be a dick!" Dean said.
Brynn sighed. "I guess I'll just have to withhold sex for a little while."
Dean panicked. "Did I tell you about Sam's pregnant man dream?"
"You ass! You promised never to tell anyone about that!" Sam growled, attacking Dean.
"You made up that taco sauce story!" Dean protested. "I only told you about me and Brynn doing the taco sauce thing to make you feel better about your dream!"
"No, you didn't! I caught you!"
Brynn took Denna from the room. "Let's go play with your ponies."
Odessa came in with a bowl of popcorn a few minutes later and settled in to watch the show.