Ruby-Weapon: Hi I'm Ruby-Weapon but you can just call me Ruby I'm a guy to
so don't call me she, or her o.k. so I'll get Tifa to do the disclaimer for
me.
Tifa: HE doesn't own us or the game we're from.
Cloud: Thank you now ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 1: It begins
We open in a hotel in Kalm to find Yuffie walking to the door with every man in the room staring at her and she's confused as to why.
Yuffie: (Thinking) This is starting to creep me out. (Goes out side and all the men out there start looking at her and she starts thinking) Oh GAWD why do all these guys stare at me it really creeps me out they only blink every few min. it really creeps me out I'm just going rush down to Aeris' house. (She starts running and men start walking in a very futile attempt to keep up with her and she gets to Aeris' house and starts knocking on the door and talks quietly) Aeris let me in. (She doesn't answer and Yuffie talks a little louder) Aeris let me in please. (She doesn't answer and Yuffie, starting to get annoyed, talks quiet a bit louder) Aeris open the door. (She, again, doesn't answer and Yuffie, really annoyed, yells through the door) AERIS GAINSBOROROUGH OPEN THE DAMN DOOR BEFORE I BREAK IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aeris: (Opening the door panting) Yuffie don't you dare.
Yuffie: (Grinning evilly) I don't have to now.
Aeris: (Glaring at Yuffie) I don't like you right now.
Yuffie: You invited me over now may I come in?
Aeris: O.k.
Yuffie: (Runs in) Thank you.
Aeris: O_o uh Yuffie what's wrong?
Yuffie: Guys keep staring at me and it creeps me out.
(They sit down at the table while Aeris is chuckling softly)
Aeris: Well it seems that you're maturing and becoming more attractive to men.
Yuffie: Oh o.k. ^_^ I like it now.
Aeris: Well I guess that you'll find a boyfriend soon.
Yuffie: I don't know because there are a lot of good ones out there and I wouldn't know who to choose. (Quietly) But there is someone that I don't know if he'll like me back.
Aeris: Oh well so let's get started on the job I asked you to come over to do.
Yuffie: What was it again?
Aeris: It was to replace the shingles on my roof.
Yuffie: Oh yeah why did you ask me instead of someone else I'm just wondering out of curiosity.
Aeris: Well I don't like Tifa that much, I don't want to look like a helpless little woman by asking a guy, and I only want help from someone in our group so you were the only one left and you were already coming down so it was easy.
Yuffie: O.k. let's go and I'll go up I'm agile so if I have problems I'll have a better chance of making it down o.k.
Aeris: O.k. let's go then.
(They go outside and men immediately start staring at Yuffie and when she goes up onto the roof and bends over to put a shingle on all the men go wide eyed and some faint from it or their girlfriends beating the shit out of them)
Yuffie: Hehehe I like guys looking at me now it's so much fun making them faint Hehehe.
Aeris: Yuffie you've turned evil with that kind of thing you know.
Yuffie: And?
Aeris: Oh well, you almost done?
Yuffie: Yup one more and I'm done. ^_^
(She bends over more than she needs to and EVERY man in the vicinity that can see her faint all because they can see some flesh of her ass)
Aeris: Yuffie will you quit that.
Yuffie: O.k. I'm coming down now.
Aeris: Good.
Yuffie: (Comes down and they go inside and all the way Aeris is glaring at her) ^_^ What's wrong Aeris?
Aeris: You took all the looks away from me.
Yuffie: How many do you get a day?
Aeris: 50 on a slow day.
Yuffie: Aeris.
Aeris: O.k. o.k. 12 on a good day.
Yuffie: That's more like it.
Aeris: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Yuffie: Well I'm off back to the hotel before you try to kill me.
(Yuffie runs out of the house and Aeris picks up the phone and calls Tifa up)
Aeris: Tifa we might have a problem.
Tifa: What and why?
Aeris: Well it's Yuffie because she's matured and every man that puts an eye on her goes into a daze so she is a real problem.
Tifa: Dammit now how do we stop her.
Aeris: No idea.
Tifa: We could kill her.
Aeris: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: Eep o.k. o.k. yeesh.
(Now we go to Wutai where Yuffie has gone, while getting some looks from the men there even four of the five gods of the Pagoda, to get some stuff ready for something)
Yuffie: (Singing) I'm going to get my man I'm goin' to get him today. (Walking over to the phone and starts calling everyone from the group to ask them to a party she's holding at her house and now she's calling Cloud) Hi Cloud you want to come over to my house for a party tomorrow?
Cloud: Sure Yuffie when is it?
Yuffie: Starts at 1:00 and you can stay as long as you want. (She said this to everyone)
Cloud: O_o o.k. Yuffie I'll be there.
Yuffie: O.k. (They hang up) Yes, he's coming.
Ruby (me): Well how do you like?
Yuffie: I like it a lot.
Ruby: I was talking to the readers Yuffie.
Yuffie: Oh sorry hehhehheh.
Ruby: Oh well and to you readers REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: HE doesn't own us or the game we're from.
Cloud: Thank you now ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 1: It begins
We open in a hotel in Kalm to find Yuffie walking to the door with every man in the room staring at her and she's confused as to why.
Yuffie: (Thinking) This is starting to creep me out. (Goes out side and all the men out there start looking at her and she starts thinking) Oh GAWD why do all these guys stare at me it really creeps me out they only blink every few min. it really creeps me out I'm just going rush down to Aeris' house. (She starts running and men start walking in a very futile attempt to keep up with her and she gets to Aeris' house and starts knocking on the door and talks quietly) Aeris let me in. (She doesn't answer and Yuffie talks a little louder) Aeris let me in please. (She doesn't answer and Yuffie, starting to get annoyed, talks quiet a bit louder) Aeris open the door. (She, again, doesn't answer and Yuffie, really annoyed, yells through the door) AERIS GAINSBOROROUGH OPEN THE DAMN DOOR BEFORE I BREAK IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aeris: (Opening the door panting) Yuffie don't you dare.
Yuffie: (Grinning evilly) I don't have to now.
Aeris: (Glaring at Yuffie) I don't like you right now.
Yuffie: You invited me over now may I come in?
Aeris: O.k.
Yuffie: (Runs in) Thank you.
Aeris: O_o uh Yuffie what's wrong?
Yuffie: Guys keep staring at me and it creeps me out.
(They sit down at the table while Aeris is chuckling softly)
Aeris: Well it seems that you're maturing and becoming more attractive to men.
Yuffie: Oh o.k. ^_^ I like it now.
Aeris: Well I guess that you'll find a boyfriend soon.
Yuffie: I don't know because there are a lot of good ones out there and I wouldn't know who to choose. (Quietly) But there is someone that I don't know if he'll like me back.
Aeris: Oh well so let's get started on the job I asked you to come over to do.
Yuffie: What was it again?
Aeris: It was to replace the shingles on my roof.
Yuffie: Oh yeah why did you ask me instead of someone else I'm just wondering out of curiosity.
Aeris: Well I don't like Tifa that much, I don't want to look like a helpless little woman by asking a guy, and I only want help from someone in our group so you were the only one left and you were already coming down so it was easy.
Yuffie: O.k. let's go and I'll go up I'm agile so if I have problems I'll have a better chance of making it down o.k.
Aeris: O.k. let's go then.
(They go outside and men immediately start staring at Yuffie and when she goes up onto the roof and bends over to put a shingle on all the men go wide eyed and some faint from it or their girlfriends beating the shit out of them)
Yuffie: Hehehe I like guys looking at me now it's so much fun making them faint Hehehe.
Aeris: Yuffie you've turned evil with that kind of thing you know.
Yuffie: And?
Aeris: Oh well, you almost done?
Yuffie: Yup one more and I'm done. ^_^
(She bends over more than she needs to and EVERY man in the vicinity that can see her faint all because they can see some flesh of her ass)
Aeris: Yuffie will you quit that.
Yuffie: O.k. I'm coming down now.
Aeris: Good.
Yuffie: (Comes down and they go inside and all the way Aeris is glaring at her) ^_^ What's wrong Aeris?
Aeris: You took all the looks away from me.
Yuffie: How many do you get a day?
Aeris: 50 on a slow day.
Yuffie: Aeris.
Aeris: O.k. o.k. 12 on a good day.
Yuffie: That's more like it.
Aeris: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Yuffie: Well I'm off back to the hotel before you try to kill me.
(Yuffie runs out of the house and Aeris picks up the phone and calls Tifa up)
Aeris: Tifa we might have a problem.
Tifa: What and why?
Aeris: Well it's Yuffie because she's matured and every man that puts an eye on her goes into a daze so she is a real problem.
Tifa: Dammit now how do we stop her.
Aeris: No idea.
Tifa: We could kill her.
Aeris: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: Eep o.k. o.k. yeesh.
(Now we go to Wutai where Yuffie has gone, while getting some looks from the men there even four of the five gods of the Pagoda, to get some stuff ready for something)
Yuffie: (Singing) I'm going to get my man I'm goin' to get him today. (Walking over to the phone and starts calling everyone from the group to ask them to a party she's holding at her house and now she's calling Cloud) Hi Cloud you want to come over to my house for a party tomorrow?
Cloud: Sure Yuffie when is it?
Yuffie: Starts at 1:00 and you can stay as long as you want. (She said this to everyone)
Cloud: O_o o.k. Yuffie I'll be there.
Yuffie: O.k. (They hang up) Yes, he's coming.
Ruby (me): Well how do you like?
Yuffie: I like it a lot.
Ruby: I was talking to the readers Yuffie.
Yuffie: Oh sorry hehhehheh.
Ruby: Oh well and to you readers REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!