Smiley
Series: One Piece
Height: 150 meters long, 70 meters tall
This…. This wasn't Punk Hazard, where was master, where was he? Last thing he remembered was that horrible candy and dissolving into gas and then suddenly he was in this new place with these wird giants. They looked kind of dumb, they just stood around and let him step on them, how weird! Oh well, it's not like they could harm him, he was the ultimate weapon, he was Smiley!
As he moved he watched the giant human things lumber around aimlessly, sometimes he would stop and drip himself on them and watch it get coated in his poison and cry out in a bit of pain, steam coming off of them but they never seemed to die unless he stepped on one. One even walked into him and kept walking until it got stuck inside of him! What strange creatures, master would love to learn more about them, too bad he's not here.
As he moved around this weird wooded island he sometimes came across old human villages, but he never saw anyone in them, but then again they might have been hiding, but either way they would have died after he walked over said villages.
Suddenly he saw something in the distance, it looked like….smoke? Yellow smoke to be exact, it looked like it came from a flare. That means there's a human, humans mean master might be here, either way it was something to do, something fun!
He began to run towards them, crying out in excitement as he began to spot a large group of tiny humans on what looked like horses? Oh fun, he can't wait to get to them and poison them, should he send out the gas or should he coat them and watch them squirm as they died, or should he send out small parts of himself and watch them try to fight him off as they died, oh so many options!
As he ran towards them he began to see even more flares being fired as he noticed the humans finally seeing him, or rather finally seeing him as a threat, it's pretty hard to miss a giant slimy salamander, now isn't it?
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"Commander, what the hell is that thing, it isn't a titan!"
"I don't know, just keep moving, I don't want anyone to get near it!" Ordered Erwin as he sent up several more flares, these being black and purple to signal abnormal titan and emergency along with a green flare signaling a change from formation as several other groups fired the same flares. "Send a messenger to the others, tell them not to retreat or head back to the wall, I don't know what this thing is but I don't want it knowing where wall Rose is!" He ordered as several of them began to ride off. 'What is that thing, I thought it was a mountain until it let out that cry!'
"Captain, what do we do, the mission might not be possible with that thing here, is it an ally or an enemy?"
"I don't know, hell I don't know if we can defeat it or it's it's some sort of mutant titan, Hange, any opinion on this?"
"I'm not sure, it's easily taller than any titan we've ever seen before! It's probably taller than the wall, maybe fifty, or one hundred meters tall? " She guessed as she stared at it in awe before seeing it's cheeks start to swell up. "Commander, I think it's about to do something!"
Right as she said that Smiley began to rapidly spit out purple blobs of itself, sending them flying right towards the confused soldiers who were now in the middle of a rain of poison.
"AUGH! It burns, get it off, get it off!" Cried one soldier as a large glob hit him, knocking him off his horse as it began to wiggle before forming into a horse sized version of the giant poisonous salamander.
"What the hell, that thing can multiply and shoot itself like a cannon?!" Cried out Gunther in confusion.
"Amazing, I've never seen something like that before, I want to know more!" Cried Hange with a large grin. "Commander, permission to capture that specimen and bring it back with us?"
"Denied, from what we can see it's hurting us just by touch and it looks like it's made out of some kind of water substance, nothing we have would be able to hold it!" He snapped as he saw more blobs heading towards them. "We need to retreat, we don't have any plan n how to deal with something like this!"
"Right sir!" Shouted one soldier as he raised his flare gun to the air only be tackled by one of the purple slime creatures. "No, no, get off, get off of me!" He cried in desperation as he aimed the flare gun at the poisonous creature in desperation before firing.
The next thing Erwin and the soldiers around the man knew was a loud boom and fire, so much fire.
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These humans were fun, they're like a bunch of tiny ants running from the rain, I wonder how long it will take to kill them all? Smiley crooned in amusement as he saw his mini versions running around and causing havocs with the humans and their weird mounts, what were those things? Whatever, either way they were gonna die, half of them were already poisoned, so they would die soon.
As he watched he began to wonder if there were any more of these humans around, and if there were humans he might find master again! Oh boy oh boy, He wanted to find him, he wanted master Ceasar to give him more poison, to give him new fun things to poison! Maybe he should let a few of them live, if they live they might lead them back to a town or maybe a port! Yes, this was starting to sound good, he'd let them live and then he'd find master.
As he was thinking this he noticed one of his poisonous copies suddenly catch fire and explode! Where did they get fire from? Wait, those flares from earlier exploded, that must mean they used some kind of ignition to set them off, did that mean that they could harm him? No, he couldn't let them learn his weakness, he would not die again! He roared in anger as he began to mentally call his copies back. He could find out where they came from later, but for now he was going to play it safe, he didn't have master to help him regenerate any more poison!
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"Augh….what was that, what just happened?" Groaned Erwin as he pulled himself off the ground. Around him were his fellow soldiers and horses, and in some cases only pieces of them, and in the middle of the carnage was a massive smoking crater.
"Sir...I think we just found these things weakness." Coughed Hange as she stood up from behind a downed horse. "I think that flare made it explode?"
"So these things are flammable but they explode?! What kind of shitty titan freak is this?" Levi muttered with a frown.
"Well whatever they are it seems like that scared them off, good for us, let's head back to wall Rose, Hange, if you can get a sample do it, we're leaving now." Ordered Erwin as he walked towards a horse that was still standing without a rider or being poisoned. "That explosion just gave away our position to every titan for at least a mile, we need to get out of here or that slime thing will be the least of our worries."
"Yes sir, what do you want us to do about the bodies and those who got touched by that stuff, they don't look like they're going to make it." She asked as Levi fired a black flare into the air.
"As much as it pains me to say we have to leave them here, we've lost a lot of men to that thing and I don't want to lose any more due to touching the poison." He said grimly.
"Understood, I just hope that thing never shows its ugly head again, we might not survive next time." Levi added darkly as they began to make their way back to wall Rose.
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The small humans were getting away, which meant he was safe for the time being and luckily got away back into the forest to keep out of sight. Sure the trees would die, but he would be long gone by the time that became a problem. He made sure to keep the small humans in his sight and made sure they couldn't see him before he began to slowly walk out and follow them ever so slowly. He would not let them get away with hurting him, no one hurts Smiley like that, no one! As he began to follow them he started to notice how a large structure began to appear in the distance.
It looked like a wall of some kind with things on top, but it was so far away he couldn't tell what they were, but he did see a hole in it where the humans were heading to. Did they manage to break their own wall? What idiots! Wait, what is that big thing next to the hole? Is that important? It looked like those bigger humans but much, MUCH bigger.
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"Oh god! It's the colossal titan!" Screamed a soldier in horror as the squad stopped and saw the titan looming right next to the wall and seemed to look down at them.
"What the hell, how did it get here? Why now of all times?" Muttered Levi with a frown.
"Everyone, don't panic." spoke up Erwin while gripping his reigns. "We must remain calm."
"What are your orders commander, should we try to kill that thing now?"
"No, we'd never get through that steam. We'll try and see if we can distract it. Half of you will go into the wall while me and the rest go away from the wall to see if we can draw his attention." He ordered as they nodded. "Hopefully he hasn't taken out the cannons yet, we'll need them if we want to defend Trost, if this is like last time the armored titan will show up soon as well."
The squad slowly settled on who would run and who would distract it, right as the titan began to raise a hand up and crouch closer to them.
"Scatter, don't clump together where he can wipe you all out with one slap!" Called Levi as they all jumped off their mounts as their 3D gear shot out their grappling hooks into the wall.
The titan however expected this and swung it's other hand down from the right side and managed to swat some of the soldiers and their horses into the wall, breaking their bones.
"Keep it together, we can do it!" Called out Olou as the survivors nodded. They shot out as the titan narrowed its eyes.
'Come on, we have to destroy it before it disappears again!' Thought Levi with a frown. 'The longer it lives the more people will suffer because of it.' He shot upwards, making sure to pass by its face, catching it's attention before shooting back towards the wall. 'Come on you big bastard, come at me!'
The titan looked at Levi, but turned back to the squad and tried to grab at them.
'What, it doesn't care about me, is it also an abnormal in more ways than one, that trick would have worked on most titans.' He thought before his eyes moved to the distance and widened. 'No…. no no no, it followed us?!' "Erwin, we have trouble! That thing followed us!"
"What?" Spoke the man before turning to see the huge creature in the distance heading to their location at a quick pace. 'Damn it, this is a worse case scenario, the colossal titan AND that thing here at once? Could this possibly get any worse?!'
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Hey, that big thing didn't seem like the humans he was use to. This one actually seemed off, and more red. Was that normal? Well whatever the reason it was ignoring him, how rude! He better teach him why you don't ignore the ultimate weapon Smiley!'
He inflated his cheeks before letting out a huge glob of poison which hit the side of the thing's arm, which caught it's attention. It hissed in anger as it forgot the tiny humans it was trying to squash and began to turn towards Smiley. Ha! Now he got its attention! He hissed a challenge as his frills around his neck shook a bit as the giant red human began to slowly march towards him, hissing out steam with every step.
The large 'human' was looking at Smiley with what seemed like curiosity, but didn't slow down and kept going before he stood directly in front of it. Smiley roared out a challenge before lunging forward, hoping that it would knock him down so he could kill it. The large human though managed to brace itself and keep from falling down, but it did seem to notice it's flesh burning from the contact.
Good, this meant that he could hurt him, he was a bit worried he wouldn't be able to hurt him, but it seems they can feel pain. Soon the giant 'human' began to cry out in pain. Smiley took that moment to try and stand on his back legs while he kept pushing against it more. As he kept pushing the 'human' began to steam a lot as his poison kept soaking into it, by now this red human was definitely poisoned, he wondered if it would start to get weaker soon.
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What was this thing and where did it come from?! It wasn't a titan, a human, or anything he had seen! Bertolt was confused, this wasn't part of the plan, he was supposed to knock a hole in the wall, 'defend' Trost until Reiner could show up and break the rest of the wall in!
He could feel his body getting warmer and painful the more this thing touched him, which was making him try to shove it off, but it wasn't so easy. Whatever this thing was it wasn't a titan, his hands were just passing through this thing like it was made of water or honey! He couldn't see any weak spots on this thing, what was he supposed to do?!
He saw the thing's cheeks start growing and suddenly found part of his vision cut off when it spat out something which just made him cry out in more pain. That's it, he's done his job and at this point he just needs to get out of here, he knew Reiner was hiding, just waiting to snatch him up as soon as he popped out of his titan body.
He steeled himself and started to retreat as fast as possible and began to let off more steam. He didn't know what this thing was, but he just wanted to get away from it now!
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Smiley looked at the 'human' and started to lob out more of his poison when he saw it starting to hide in the steam. He was winning, he had to be if it was trying to escape! Take that, no one can beat Smiley, no one!
The steam got too thick to see making him stay on guard and move over, only to hear what sounded like a loud roar coming from his left. He looked in confusion only to be charged at by another large 'human', but this one was different, this one was shorter than the red 'human', but it looked like it was covered in some sort of armor?
Smiley saw the' human' rush right into the cloud and not appear making him step closer before seeing it run out through the other side. He roared in annoyance as he began to follow it, now seeing the cloud of steam clear up to see the red 'human' gone. Where had it gone? He wanted to see what else it could do. Oh well, at least he could chase this new one, that could be fun. He wondered if it would take longer to poison hm due to the armor?
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How did a simple plan go so wrong?! Bertolt was supposed to break the wall, he and him then 'defend' the city for a bit before he breaks through the next one, now it's all gone to shit! They had to pull out, what is that thing, whatever it is the general needs to know immediately, Annie will just have to stay in the walls for now.
He kept Bertolt on using one arm and turned to see that giant creature following where he was going. Why was it following him, did it know that he had Bertolt? This wasn't good, he can't lead it back to the general and he can't return to the walls until he loses that thing, damn it!
He began to pick up the pace and moved away from the wall while Smiley kept following, motivated by the 'human'. He wanted to catch him, this was fun! He hadn't had fun like this since Ceaser let him out of that cramped room!
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"That thing is...chasing the Armored Titan?" Levi asked in confusion as he and the rest of the survey corps watched the gooey monster chasing said titan. "So...is it an ally then?"
"If so, then that means it won't try to kill us if I got in close to get a sample." Smiled Hange.
"I don't think so," Said Erwin with a frown. "I think that creature is more of a wild factor, it'll go after anything that catches it's eye and for now it seems like the titans are more interesting than us."
"Then if it turns it's attention to us, we'll have to put it down like a wild dog." Spoke Levi coldly.
"Yes, but for now we can focus on countermeasures for fighting it, let's just hope the armored titan keeps it occupied until we can seal the hole in trost." Erwin said as they nodded.
Hey, I know it's been a long time since I've posted a new story or updated my other stories, my bad, but here's a new series I thought might be fun to write. It's a bunch of one-shot chapters, basically what would happen if a 'titan' from another series showed up in the attack on titan universe? None of the chapters are connected to each other unless I say so, and the characters are not guaranteed to be allies to the humans, if you have any suggestions for who should appear in the next chapter please leave a comment in the reviews