Da Hart Is Fraggile
My name is Mariessa Depression and I am in hogwerts at englaand school for magic. Some days I wak up and feel lyk I am a sexc. Neway one day I woke up n felt sexc n I got drezed in clothes of hotness n went dwn 2 brekfast with my BFF (best frend 4eva) Giny.
"OMFG Marilssa Hary Poter rely lyks you!" Giny said wit a look of wonder. –
"well watev cuz I am 2 good for him wat hashe eva dun dats cool? " I spat in hatred wiv ma drak hair floting around me lyk I wuz in water.
We went in2 da hall n we at our brekfazt happily n den I saw draco malfroy winkin at me from across da hall n I wuz lyk omg draco is winkin at me frm across da hall cuz he wuz.
I pokd Giny and sed omg giny deres malfryo and he iz winkin at me n she sed omg im gona tell ary and wen I aslef her y she sed it waz only fair cuz he lyks u.
I wuz lyk wateva neway cuz draco is relly hot n he wers eyeliner lyk da emo boiz I lyk (I am an emo I cut ma rists wen I get sad n I wer eyeliner n piervings on ma face)
"hey Melissa" sed a voice behind me dat wuz so hot I nearly brunned myself on his hotnezz.
"oh HEY DRACO ARED you OK?" I asked wiv a sultry eye
"id be betta if you went on a dat wiv me" darco said rubbing his leg against my heart.
"omg r u asking me out on a date?" I scremd
"fo sho"
"omg id lyk that a lot but dnt try n put ur dicky in my face cz I'll hex u" I sed, ma eyes sparklin'.
"I wud nva do dat 2 u, I think ur amazing" darco said wiv love in his emo eyeballz filled with misery n sad n hurt.
I waled away makin sure my ass waz shaking so dat my ass looked hot n darc wanted to touch it. Buvt if he did id hex him.
"OMFG GINY" I sang as I ran ova to giny who was sitin on hermiooones lap.
"WAT?" giny asked shocked wiv ma runnin' at her.
'DRAFO AZKED ME ON A DATE!!11111"!!2"
"omg dats gr8!" she sed happily for me.
"o I didn't no u lyked malfro" hermony sed looking thro her hair wich was on her face.
"well wt da fuk is it 2 u??" I asked getn redy 2 fight dat stupid bitch.
"I LOVE HIM" Harmony said filled wiv an anger dat made her glow n float off da floor.