Chapter 6

I

Hear the Koopas with their shells -
Verdant Shells!
What a world of merriment their plant-like hue foretells!
How they're speeding, speeding, speeding,
In the icy air of night!
While the stars that oversprinkle
All the heavens seem to twinkle
With a crystalline delight;
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the slamming into Mario that so powerfully wells
From the shells, shells, shells, shells,
Shells, shells, shells -
From the pounding and the slamming of the shells.

II

Hear the Koopas with their shells -
Crimson shells!
What a world of tyranny their homing in foretells!
Through the balmy air of night
How they slam you with delight!
From the slams that release notes,
And all in tune,
What destruction from them floats
To the Paratroopa listening, while he gloats
On the moon!
Oh, from out the pounding shells
What a gush of impact that voluminously wells!
How it swells!
How it dwells
On the Future! How it tells
Of the rapture that impels
To the speeding and the slamming
Of the shells, shells, shells,
Of the shells, shells, shells, shells,
Shells, shells, shells -
To the homing-in and the pounding of the shells!

III

Hear the Koopas with their shells -
Winged blue shells!
What a tale of terror, now, their turbulency tells!
In the startled ear of night
How they zoom to your affright!
You're too horrified to speak,
You can only shriek, shriek,
Out of tune,
In a clamorous appealing to an explosion of fire,
In a mad expostulation with the bursting, booming fire,
Flying higher, higher, higher,
With a desperate desire,
And a resolute endeavor
To destroy your kart forever,
By the side of the pale-faced moon.
Oh, the shells, shells, shells!
What a tale their terror tells
Of despair!
How they zoom, and boom, and soar!
What a horror they outpour
On the bosom of the palpitating air!
Yet the ear it fully knows,
By the zooming
And the speeding,
How the danger ebbs and flows;
Yet the victim, frightened, tells,
In the flying
And the booming,
How the danger sinks and swells,
By the blasting and exploding of the anger of the shells -
Of the shells,
Of the shells, shells, shells, shells,
Shells, shells, shells -
In the speeding and the blasting of the bells!

IV

Hear the Koopas with their shells -
Spiky shells!
What a world of evil now thought their spikiness compels!
In the silence of the night,
How we shiver with affright
At the sadistic menace of those spiked bones!
For every sound that floats
From the blast when they explode
Is a groan.
And the Koopas -ah, those people -
They that dwell up in the steeple,
All alone,
And who tolling, tolling, tolling,
In that muffled monotone,
Feel a glory in so rolling
On that Mario's heart a stone -
They're not Monty Moles nor Chain Chomps -
They are neither Boos nor Thwomps -
They are Koopas:
And their king it is who tolls;
And he rolls, rolls, rolls,
Rolls
With the blasting of the shells!
And his merry bosom swells
With the booming of the shells!
And he dances, and he yells;
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the blasting of the shells,
Of the shells -
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the pounding of the shells,
Of the shells, shells, shells -
To the sobbing of the shells;
Keeping time, time, time,
As he knells, knells, knells,
In a happy Runic rhyme,
To the rolling of the shells,
Of the shells, shells, shells -
To the tolling of the shells,
Of the shells, shells, shells, shells,
Shells, shells, shells -
To the blasting and the pounding of the shells.