Author's note:  Wow, you're actually gonna try and read this?  Congrats on your courage my friend!  Please keep in mind that this was written of the top of my head after a fleeting thought.  Oh yea, and I wanna thank my friend Max the otaku who gave me the idea for this in the first place ^_^x.  And before we go on, just to inform all that the Kenshin-gumi and all other characters in the series belong to Watsuki Nobuhiro, Shounen Jump, Shueisha and Sony Entertainment.  Wish they did belong to me, but unfortunately, they don't.  Now we go off on these interviews to find out exactly who and what this Fuji character is.  Will we survive it, now that's the real question…

Interview Attempt #1…

January 2nd...2002...2:43pm

An interviewer from the hit show "People you want to know about and its our painful job to find out" approaches the newly build Aoi-ya in search of a certain giant x-bad guy. He should not be too hard to find she thinks, considering his size. And like a true reporter, she does not use the front door...she instead goes around the back and sneaks in that way.

She quietly goes past a room where a lot of people are talking and the loud voice of a girl exclaiming "Aoshi-sama! Aoshi-sama! Where is my Aoshi-sama!?!" can be heard from a mile away. Thinking all will be safe, she continues through the house. All she finds are empty rooms. But then again, he would not be in any of the rooms. She decides to try another part when the inevitable unlucky pain of being a nosy reporter strikes.

She is walking past the door of that same noisy room when the door comes slamming down with the same girl on top yelling "are you here Aoshi-sama!!!" She tramples over the door, followed by a blacked hair girl running after her, followed by a hyperactive kid yelling "Busu! Busu!" after her. After them comes a woman with long black hair laughing maniacally at the first girl who is blushing furiously now. This passing scene would have been very amusing to the reporter if she had not been caught under the fallen door when it began.

Slowly (and painfully) she pushes the door off and gets up, not caring if there are more people behind them. Just when she thought the day couldn't get any worse, she hears the yelling of a very loud and drunk sounding man behind her trying to talking to someone named Kenshin who seems to be saying something like "Orororororo!" when the door is giving a mighty kick, sending it, and the reporter, flying off into oblivion.

"Oh well" she thinks as the ground a mile away comes closer "at least I still get hazards pay"

Ms. Hotaru Tomoe, reporter unconscious at the moment

A/N:  Yea, yea, I know its short.  Try coming up with something like that at one in the morning.  I had waaaaay too much chocolate that day =^_^=