DISCLAIMER: I do not own Danny Phantom or Matilda and never will

We are all born but we are not born some will be doctors some will be firemen some of us will just be really good at making Jell-O-salad regardless of how we are born we are born for better of for worse

"Ten hours in labor what a waste of time and painful."

"And expensive fifteen bucks for a bottle of shampoo."

"Well I had to take a shower Mac."

'This the new kid?" said a girl with gum in her mouth.

"Yeah Daniel."

"Oh and honey why'd ya name 'im Daniel should've been David of Octavious."

"Oh honestly Mac Octavious!"

"Yeah after my father Gerald Octavious."

"He looks like a Richard."

"No he doesn't Jessica."

"Maggie c'mon let's go."

"There's no way out."

"Mac just make a u-turn."

"Alright."

Mac and Maggie Phantom lived in a nice house in a nice neiborhood, but they were not really very nice people and buy the time Daniel was Two he was already learning what most people learned by thirty to take care of himself. By age four he already developed a sense of style. Everyday his older sister Jessica went to school, his father went to work at the office, and his mother went to do crosswords for prizes, during this time Daniel was all alone, but that's how he like it. After he had read all the magazines in the house so he got up his and asked his father for something he desperately wanted.

"A book? Whaddaya need a book for when ya got the TV right here?"

"To read..."

"Watch the TV, readings a waste of time any."

"Honey I swear there's something wrong with that child."

"Ya Maggie maybe they gave ya too many pain killers when ya had him."

Since Daniel's parents were no help he decided to get a book him self from the library. So everyday he walked the ten blocks to the library and after three weeks he had read all the children's books so he went on the adult books.

As Daniel grew so did his intellect. When he turned six he attended Drenchum Hall elementary school and made his first friend. As he was walking through the run down playground that was Drunchem halls ha spotted some older kids teasing a witch girl. Now Daniel was by nature a solitary person preferring the printed word above all else but he felt a duty to assist this damsel in distress. The damsels name was Camden spellson about five years not so bright. The bullies in question were Paula Ranchez, Kahn, and Tash Naxter the in crowd. Most people would have just ignored this but Daniel didn't really care about being in the in-crowd so he went to her rescue.

"Hey why don't you meatball heads scram or take turns."

Buy now most people were starring since this was the most the new kid ever said.

'Taking turns is the basis of a good kindergarten structure, with taking turns we are all savages. It's what separates us from the adults and the aminals, uhh…and the adult aminals!

"Hey shrimpo you wanna piece of me!" said Tash

"No you dumb monkey I want the whole thing!"

"Ooh sorry I don't wail on girls."

"Which is why your mom won't spank ya!"

"Why you little."

As Tash was about to pound him he was punched in the back of the head by one Taylor Moley, the resident vampire who was blood intolerant and a whole seven years old.

"Hey pea-brain pick on someone your own size."

And since Tash didn't know Taylor didn't suck blood he backed down.

"Thought so."

And that was the start of a beautiful friend ship