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AN: My first try at humour, all critism, flames and comments greatly appreciated
10 things Hermione would never admit
1. She drooled on her copy of Hogwarts; a history at breakfast when she saw Draco Malfoy strut by
2. Her Bogart after her third year in Hogwarts was Draco Malfoy giving head to pansy (I've decided to give Pansy a penis cuz I feel like it MWAHAHAHA)
3. During a slythrin quiditch match she often wondered how good Draco's 'broom' would feel
4. had cried herself to sleep the nights Draco brought very 'loud' 'company' to their head quarters
5. She later gave in to the temptation to watch through the joined bathroom, fingering herself like there was no tomorrow
6. Casting a wand less hair growth spell on certain 'bits' of the moaning vixen
7. Ron decided the best way to confess his love was to sneak into their quarters lye on her couch wearing nothing but a banana peel, two cherries and lots of whipped cream, she vowed to burn the couch
8. Once she cumed so loudly on the bathroom floor, Draco friggin' Malfoy himself had strutted in, in all his glory, while she ran to her respective bedroom, peeking through her keyhole, watched him bend, run a finger through her warm fluids and smirk his famous smirk
9. The next night when she entered her dorm, a very naked Draco proceeded to snog her silly on the very couch she had vowed to burn
10. That very night he had managed to make her come thrice with his pinky
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