The Holy Spible
For the giggles
Malmberg 'S-Hartogenbosch
The Spicejar Fanfic HD
Season 1 Jack x Peter and the Spicejar
Episode 1: The Supersize Cowbell
Jack rang the cowbell.
*Ringadingding*
Peter appeared in the doorway.
Pointy Peter: Did you have need of me, Jack?
Jack: Yes Peter, would you like to inspect the Spicejar?
PP: Well, if you so desire, I will.
Jack removed the moist towelette from the Spicejar. Aroma's let loose as the spices were freed in the wind. The classroom reeked of old moist towelettes.
PP: Well done Jack. The spices must have matured by now.
Jack: Thank you, pointy pope.
Jack giggled like a Japanese schoolgirl, and positioned himself on the table.
Jack: Peter, you know what to do...
PP: Like hell I do!
Peter dipped his tip in the Spicejar.
PP: The time is ripe, Jack...
Peter grabbed Jack's juicy sweet buns and positioned his tip, bracing for impact.
PP: Art thy ready?
Jack: Yes... Peter…
Peter entered like an FBI battering ram on a casual Wednesday afternoon.
Jack let loose a mighty roar, one even Shrek would have heard.
Jack: AAAAAAAH!1
PP: Well well Jack, have you fulfilled your obligatory study hours?!
Jack: Nooooo Peter, punish me!
PP: OHHOHHOHH, I condemn you a Study Interview with Linda!
The table rocked back and forth, nearly causing the Spicejar to slip off.
PP: Stop that lesbian!
Jack yelled at the lesbian in the classroom and told her to study her German homework.
The Spicejar impacted as the valuable spices within conjoined with the floor its chalk remnants.
PP & Jack: NOOOOOO!1
FIN