Lucky's Bain
By: muuphish
Running through the forest, the small leprechaun is trapped. Behind him lies a hole in the ground too far across to jump over. The dark tree line on either side of him was not an option. Lucky is afraid of the dark. Now he runs south, away from his enemy. Normally, it's just the kids, but this time, the leprechaun thinks, this time, it could be it. It could be the time me Lucky Charms are taken from me. Those damn kids, they keep chasing after me Lucky Charms. Now it's MacGyver. How can I compete against MacGyver?
Lucky jumps over a branch on the ground and continues southward, but a shadow is cast upon the ground around him. He looks up and lo, MacGyver is flying above in a hang glider constructed out of a dead eagle, dental floss, and a rubber band. "I've got you now!" he screams, as he lets down a noose he made out of a shoelace and some chewing gum. It grabs the Leprechaun around its midsection and hoists it up.
"Time for me magic!" cries the leprechaun, as he opens his box of Lucky Charms. Suddenly, giant marshmallows in the shapes of hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons; pots of gold and rainbows, and Lucky's red balloon fly at the hang glider at top speed. The marshmallow forms attack the hang glider at all angles, making MacGyver drop the leprechaun back into his enchanted forest of magic and wonder, but not before he heard MacGyver scream;
"This isn't the last time, you bastard leprechaun! I'll be back! I'll be baaack!"