Fun ways to irk inheritance cycle characters…
A/N: Well, here goes. I did get some of these ideas from other sources so all credit to anyone who recognizes anything. I don't own anything recognizable. As a side note, I also really like the word recognizable.
Victim # 1- Murtagh (every ones favorite, scary, anti- social, evil dragon rider. And I mean that in a good way)
Dye everything possible (hair, dragon, sword, clothing etc.), a hideously bright shade of neon pink. Or orange. Or purple. You get the idea.
Tell him he's a depressed creepy traitor nobody likes. Watch him either crumple in despair or turn into a spaz.
If he has a spaz, wait until he's finished and then nod slowly. Say "yes, you definitely need anger management counseling" and walk away.
Hi-jack thorn and laugh at the murtys reaction. ( I'll just let you imagine that scenario)
Call him Murty relentlessly.
Go up to him, slap him and say "I can't believe you cheated on me! It's over murtagh!" Burst out in tears as well. This is especially interesting if you're a boy.
Poke him and don't give any explanation.
Make him watch the Eragon movie. I don't think I need to elaborate on that.
Lock him in a room full of crazed fangirls. Inform them they can do whatever they like with him.
In a public place, point at him and yell at the top of your lungs "EEEEK! It's Morzans son!!!!! Everyone flee!!"
Spread *odd* rumors about him. (Eg. That he's gay)
Call him an emo and don't tell him what it means.
Call him Darth Vader and hum the Imperial march whenever he enters a room or talks or eats or does anything at all.
Tell everyone that he's really a girl.
Stalk him while humming mission impossible music. Hide badly whenever he turns around.
Tell him about his hundreds of fan clubs.
Introduce him to the horrors of fanfiction. Watch him go stark raving mad after two or three hours of this.
Call him a vampire and attempt to ward him off with garlic. His reaction should be caught on video as blackmail material.
If he tries to kill, which he will, you point behind him and scream "oh look, the Varden!"
Whap him with a stick continuously
. Pimp thorn.
Tell galby that murtagh has a large crush on him. Elaborate on this by sending galby letters with murtaghs name on them, each pronouncing his undying love and devotion to galby. This'll start some rumors all right.
Mis- pronounce / mis-spell his name. This should be easy.
Call magic "the Force".
Tell him Eragons hotter than him and nobody loves him at all.
Tell Arya murtagh thinks leather makes her look fat and he expected her to be more pretty when he found out she was an elf.
Lock him in a room with Eragon and Roran. Come back in 1 day to see the out come.
Sign him up for counseling. If you can, get Dr. Phil or Oprah.
Dart around the castle suspiciously and give him dark, plotting glances. See how long it takes him to crack and ask what you're doing. Answer "Planning your unfortunate and untimely demise". Watch him twitch uncontrollably.
Laugh at any and all plans he comes up with
Run after him screaming like a maniac with Zar'roc. If he tries to escape on Thorn hold it to his dragons throat and threaten him.
Blackmail him using #18 into dressing up as a girl and announcing his love for galbatorix to all of uru'baen.
Sing the cookie jar song unstoppably. If he threatens you burst into tears and run up to a random person screaming "He's a meanie! Don't let him hurt me!"
Well, that's it for now. Let me know if you have any preferences for who to torture *cough* I mean annoy, next. If I don't get anyone's input I'll just do Angela.