Beards
Holly was sat reading, "Beards Weekly" when Artemis came into the room. He took no notice but slowly realised Holly was starting to ignore him and spending more time with her "Beards Weekly" magazine.
"Ak!" He said, "Holly doesn't think I'm good enough any more! I need to grow a beard!"
Two days later he had a full-length beard.
"I'm hot," he said. "Hey Holly!" But he was too late. She has already run off with the very bearded man of snozzleberry land.
(She came back a week later though-she was bored with beards.)