Honestly, I'm more excited for War of the Dead than this, but I'm excited for this story too, so let's get this show on the road. Instead of 16, this time there is 14 contestants, and for War of the Dead there will be 12. There will be similar occurrences to Mr. Fluffy Pillows, but Tigerstar's going to have to wait until War of the Dead to make a comeback. This time, it's someone else. Let's get this party started!
Jayfeather, appearing back at ThunderClan's camp, sighed in relief. "Now I can finally get some rest."
Brambleclaw gave him a hard look. "That happened just now?"
"Yup," Jayfeather muttered grimly, knowing they were thinking about the events of Can You Say One Thousand Mouse Tails(?).
Brambleclaw groaned and left. Five minutes later, both cats disappeared, along with five other members of ThunderClan.
Skinny Huggs gave the camera a hard stare. "Umm...who are you?"
"The unpaid camera man," the unpaid camera man replied.
"No, your name?" Skinny Huggs asked.
"They never gave me one," the unpaid camera man admitted.
"Then you're UCM," Skinny told him. "Hello, welcome to Island Total Drama, the sequel to Total Island Drama! I'm Skinny, the host this time, and my assistant will be Pan, the God of the Wild, since Chef quit."
"Oh, Pan is dead," UMC corrected Skinny.
Skinny sighed. "Then I'm on my own. Anyway, this time, we have the Top 7 from the first season back on the same team, with 7 other cats from a different Clan as their opponents. And now it's time to introduce them. May I introduce you to....Team ThunderClan!"
Sorreltail, the winner of the first season, grinned, as Firestar, Brambleclaw, Mousefur, Cloudtail, Jayfeather, and Graystripe surrounded her with tortured looks on their faces.
"And let's not forget our new contestants: Team ShadowClan!" Skinny added.
Russetfur, Flametail, Tigerheart, Blackstar, Starlingpaw, Toadfoot, and Rowanclaw gave Skinny Huggs curious looks.
"Umm...where are we?" Starlingpaw asked.
"Why, you're at Island Total Drama, little kitty," Skinny told him cheerfully.
"And what exactly is that-"
Tigerheart gave him a hard stare. "Not now," he whispered to the apprentice.
"These cats will participate in 13 challenging contests that will test their strength. It's a battle of wits! A battle of brawn! A battle of the brains! It's Island Total Drama!"
"It doesn't require brains or wit," Jayfeather hissed.
"Maybe because you don't have one," Mousefur retorted.
"Enough!" Sorreltail commanded. "You know arguments will get the team nowhere."
Skinny suddenly shrieked. "Sorry. Mice."
The 14 cats looked at her with hunger written all over their faces.
Skinny rolled her eyes. "Team ShadowClan, pick a camp."
Blackstar glanced at the two camps. 'Camp 1' was a small tree stump with a tree nearby, along with a puddle. 'Camp 2' was a cabin with seven beds, a TV, and some blue masking tape. "Why is there blue masking tape in Camp 2?"
"Because everyone's going to have blue masking tape when they're older, duh," Graystripe retorted.
Blackstar gave Graystripe a death glare before turning to his teammates. "All in favor of Camp 1, raise your paw."
The 6 other ShadowClan cats raised their paws.
"We'll take Camp 1," Blackstar told Skinny.
"Good choice," Skinny congratulated him as she pressed a button. A huge wrecking ball fell on Camp 2. "Team ThunderClan gets the wrecked camp. Get some rest, you cats of all ages, because your first challenge is tomorrow."
"I'm too old to be here!" Mousefur protested.
"Too bad, you were one of the top seven, so you're participating," Skinny Huggs growled. "This episode is ending. NOW."
Like I said in the cheating category, Jayfeather got a bit tortured. It stinks. For him.
Before you ask, ShadowClan is my favorite Clan. But I HAVEN'T picked out the winner. I just know one cat that it isn't, and that would be the first loser, who I've already chosen. I have the first two challenges picked out, and I'm not planning past that.
Stay tuned!
