I don't own Adventure Time or the characters! (If I did it would have more gender-bender episodes!) Also the title has nothing to do with the story I just needed a name to it, sorry if it confused you!

When I saw her I thought my heart would stop, well if it had still been beating I was sure it would have. I smirked at the idea of dying just by staring at Fionna. The only problem was that I couldn't stop staring at Fionna. She was stunning! The dress she was wearing showed off her curves amazingly. It wasn't extremely short like most girls wore theirs but it was the perfect length to make her seem irresistible and the blue of it matched her eyes beautifully. She wasn't wearing that weird rabbit hat of hers so her hair was down to about her waist. The only thing that was off on her outfit was the pink gummy arm sitting at her thigh. I had to control a growl when I saw Gum-Wad grinning, observably satisfied in catching me staring at Fionna. He started to lean into her and whisper something in her ear successfully making her blush a beautiful pink, all the while smirking at me I suppressed the urge to punch the pink prick as I started to float over to them.

"Hey Fionna, didn't think you liked this kind of party. Did you finally learn how to dance?"

The club we were in was a techno beats dance club just outside the nightosphere. There was really only three ways anyone could get in. You had to either flirt with the guard at the front(a very tough-looking guy who only ever grunts to people), be really good at dancing or know someone that owns the place. Because the club was so close to the nightosphere the Queen claimed it as open territory for the royalty of the nightosphere. Not that she'd ever step step foot in here, it was just for show of dominance over the land. And of course being The Vampire King I had full access.

"I never said I didn't like these places, I just don't go to them often. Besides G.B. knows the owners daughter. She gave us V.I.P. passes for the night so we decided to use them."

As Fionna was explaining I saw Gum-Puke staring at some girl with a black dress that was so short it could have been a T-shirt and so tight I thought she would pass out any second. She had bright red hair and was probably eye fucking the shit out of Gum-Brains. It took me a second to remember her but I realized she was the owners daughter Piper. I used to date her but dumped her after a few days because she was a slut. She started to walk over to us keeping eye contact with Gum-Fuck the whole time.

"Hey GumBall! I'm like so glad you could make it!" She tossed her hair back while saying this in a girly high-pitch voice that I'm positive if you listened to for a long time your ears would bleed.(I remember that being another factor in our break up)

"Yeah, Fionna and I, decided to enjoy our V.I.P. passes tonight. Thank you for giving them to us." The whole time Gum-prick was talking I noticed his eyes glued to the low V-cut of her dress.

"oh right! Your like GumBall's girlfriend right? Don't you like fight dragons and stuff? Don't you think that's like a man's work?" Piper tossed her hair back again when she was done talking. She had been smirking the whole time she said this. Gum-Bitch had turned his head the other way so Fionna wouldn't see him laughing at her, unfortunately for Gum-Shit Fionna heard him.

"So, like, do you have an OCD that makes you toss your hair all the time?" Fionna shot back making Piper turn red with anger."Oh and for your question earlier it turns out all the men in Aaa are incapable of saving there own pretty pink ass's!" Fionna had turned her head and glared at Gum-Crap while saying this.

I took this as an opportunity to talk. I coughed to get there attention."Fionna I think you meant all the boy's in the land of Aaa. I consider myself a man. After all I've never been captured by the Ice Queen. I guess she just likes princes and can't handle a real king." GumBall had turned red from either embarrassment or anger I wasn't sure,
Probably both.

Hope you liked! please comment and if you can come up with more names for Marshall to call GumBall-I ran out of names! ^-^~yay