The Pyro Horror Picture Show
By Pyro Kittie
Disclaimer: I, P.K., do not in any way own the characters that I'm using in this story. Well, ok, I own Hope Marquis, but that's it. All other characters belong to the people that created them. Who the creators are I cannot say; I do not exactly know who's playing who yet, and if I did I don't know all of the creators as different characters from different shows will appear. Ok, that's a lie too. I know that Sakura Kittie owns Brene, so I can say that. Other than that, though, don't ask 'cause I don't know. Also, I feel it important to stress that "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" is not my creation either. There is no way I could pull of something that great. Even if I could, I'm sure Tim Curry and Meat Loaf and everyone else would sue me if I said "Rocky Horror" was mine, so it's in my best interest- and the interest of these great personalities- for me to disclaim it. Sorry for the length of this. I'll get to the summary now. ARIGATOU!
Summary: Well, we all know the story of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and that's almost exactly what this is, but with a few changes. Note: any word between two asterisks is an action. Remember how I said I don't own the characters in here? Well I don't. I am using anime characters in place of the "Rocky Horror" characters. The changes are as follows:
Taking Frank N. Furter's role is . . . . NURIKO! Taking Brad Majors' role is . . . . . CYE! Taking Janet Weiss' role is . . . . . HOPE MARQUIS! Taking Riff Raff's role is . . . . . . TOMO! Taking Magenta's role is . . . . . . BRENE! Taking Columbia's role is . . . . . MIHOSHI! Taking Rocky's role is . . . . . . QUATRE! Taking Eddie's role is . . . . . . . TASUKI! Taking Dr. Everett Scott's role is . . . KOJI! And taking the role of the narrator is . . ME!!!! (Figures, huh?)
Well, that's about it. Oh! I forgot to mention one thing: I had to switch a few of the lyrics in a couple of songs to fit this story. Those songs that needed editing will be written out so you can see what I changed. Enjoy the fic minna!
Chapter One
* "Science Fiction/ Double Feature" Plays *
I would like, if you will allow me, to take you on a really weird trip; a trip full of love . passion . and . CROSSDRESSERS?! Hmmm . this should be interesting. Let's get started. Our story begins at a local high school - probably not unlike yours, or, for you graduates, the one you went to. Hope Marquis and her boyfriend Cye are standing outside talking. It looks like Cye has something on his mind. Wonder what it is? Let's listen in and find out. "Hey, Hopie?" "Yes Cye?" "I have something to say." "Uh huh?" "I really love the . way you pass . all the quizzes and tests . in our English class." "Oh . oh, Cye ." All of a sudden, Cye erupts into a song: (To the tune of "Dammit Janet") "The football games are a big joke-y (Hopie)/ The coaches are soon gonna croak-y (Hopie)/ I go to ask you to elope-y (Hopie)/But I don't and I feel like a dopie, but Hopie, I love you/ I don't get equations and slope-y (Hopie)/ You are my life-saving rope-y (Hopie)/ Without you in my life I can't cope-y (Hopie)/ I may be a chestnut-haired dopie, but Hopie, I love you/ Do you now believe that I'm no joker?/ I just want our love to grow/ Times may be bad or mediocre/ But H-O-P-I-E, I love you so!" At this, Hope begins to sing right back: "It's a bad song, but you gave it a nice try (Oh Cye)/ Right now I feel like a could fly (Oh Cye)/ But don't sing any more or I may cry (Oh Cye)/ I'll tell you this now and that's Cye, I'd die for you too." At this point, the two begin to sing together: "[Hope] Ohhh, Cye ./ [Cye] Ohhh . dopie/ [Hope] I'd die/ [Cye] Oh . Hopie/ [Hope] For you/ [Cye]I love you too/ [Both] There's one thing left to do, ah- oooh ./ [Cye] And that's go to the snow and ski slope-y (Hopie)/ Where I saw you and tried hard to grope-y (Hopie)/ I asked you and got a huge nope-y (Hopie)/ I said I was a bunny- slope dopie, but Hopie, I loved you/ I'm a dopie, but Hopie/ Oh Cye, I'd die/ I'm a dopie, but Hopie/ [Both] I love . you."
After this . er . interlude, the two run to Cye's car, their minds set on returning to the mountain where they met. But that's not what happens. After a couple of hours of driving, Cye notices that it's beginning to rain. "Aw, man . oh well. At least we're safe here in the car." Then, as if on cue, the car sputters and slows to a stop. "You just had to say that, didn't you?" "It's not my fault. But we have to find a phone somewhere so we can call a mechanic to fix the car." "OK. But where are we supposed to find a phone in the middle of nowhere?" "I don't know. Maybe if we walk awhile we can find a phone." "Walk outside in the rain? You must be kidding." "Oh, come on." And so, our story begins to get a bit interesting as the two are now stranded in the rain. Wonder if they'll find a phone to call a mechanic? Let's continue our little peek into the lives of Hope and Cye. "Cye, let's stop, huh? We've been walking for half an hour, we haven't found a phone, and I'm soaked." "Hey, what's that?" "It's . a light! Cye, it's a light!" "Great! Come, on, let's go!!!!!" As they walk, the two begin to sing. * "Over at the Frankenstein Place" plays * A little while later, the two arrive at a huge, freakish-looking house. "Well, we're here." "Mmm-hmm. Er . you knock." And so, with a shaking hand, Cye knocks on the door. Little does he know what lies behind that door for them.
Disclaimer: I, P.K., do not in any way own the characters that I'm using in this story. Well, ok, I own Hope Marquis, but that's it. All other characters belong to the people that created them. Who the creators are I cannot say; I do not exactly know who's playing who yet, and if I did I don't know all of the creators as different characters from different shows will appear. Ok, that's a lie too. I know that Sakura Kittie owns Brene, so I can say that. Other than that, though, don't ask 'cause I don't know. Also, I feel it important to stress that "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" is not my creation either. There is no way I could pull of something that great. Even if I could, I'm sure Tim Curry and Meat Loaf and everyone else would sue me if I said "Rocky Horror" was mine, so it's in my best interest- and the interest of these great personalities- for me to disclaim it. Sorry for the length of this. I'll get to the summary now. ARIGATOU!
Summary: Well, we all know the story of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and that's almost exactly what this is, but with a few changes. Note: any word between two asterisks is an action. Remember how I said I don't own the characters in here? Well I don't. I am using anime characters in place of the "Rocky Horror" characters. The changes are as follows:
Taking Frank N. Furter's role is . . . . NURIKO! Taking Brad Majors' role is . . . . . CYE! Taking Janet Weiss' role is . . . . . HOPE MARQUIS! Taking Riff Raff's role is . . . . . . TOMO! Taking Magenta's role is . . . . . . BRENE! Taking Columbia's role is . . . . . MIHOSHI! Taking Rocky's role is . . . . . . QUATRE! Taking Eddie's role is . . . . . . . TASUKI! Taking Dr. Everett Scott's role is . . . KOJI! And taking the role of the narrator is . . ME!!!! (Figures, huh?)
Well, that's about it. Oh! I forgot to mention one thing: I had to switch a few of the lyrics in a couple of songs to fit this story. Those songs that needed editing will be written out so you can see what I changed. Enjoy the fic minna!
Chapter One
* "Science Fiction/ Double Feature" Plays *
I would like, if you will allow me, to take you on a really weird trip; a trip full of love . passion . and . CROSSDRESSERS?! Hmmm . this should be interesting. Let's get started. Our story begins at a local high school - probably not unlike yours, or, for you graduates, the one you went to. Hope Marquis and her boyfriend Cye are standing outside talking. It looks like Cye has something on his mind. Wonder what it is? Let's listen in and find out. "Hey, Hopie?" "Yes Cye?" "I have something to say." "Uh huh?" "I really love the . way you pass . all the quizzes and tests . in our English class." "Oh . oh, Cye ." All of a sudden, Cye erupts into a song: (To the tune of "Dammit Janet") "The football games are a big joke-y (Hopie)/ The coaches are soon gonna croak-y (Hopie)/ I go to ask you to elope-y (Hopie)/But I don't and I feel like a dopie, but Hopie, I love you/ I don't get equations and slope-y (Hopie)/ You are my life-saving rope-y (Hopie)/ Without you in my life I can't cope-y (Hopie)/ I may be a chestnut-haired dopie, but Hopie, I love you/ Do you now believe that I'm no joker?/ I just want our love to grow/ Times may be bad or mediocre/ But H-O-P-I-E, I love you so!" At this, Hope begins to sing right back: "It's a bad song, but you gave it a nice try (Oh Cye)/ Right now I feel like a could fly (Oh Cye)/ But don't sing any more or I may cry (Oh Cye)/ I'll tell you this now and that's Cye, I'd die for you too." At this point, the two begin to sing together: "[Hope] Ohhh, Cye ./ [Cye] Ohhh . dopie/ [Hope] I'd die/ [Cye] Oh . Hopie/ [Hope] For you/ [Cye]I love you too/ [Both] There's one thing left to do, ah- oooh ./ [Cye] And that's go to the snow and ski slope-y (Hopie)/ Where I saw you and tried hard to grope-y (Hopie)/ I asked you and got a huge nope-y (Hopie)/ I said I was a bunny- slope dopie, but Hopie, I loved you/ I'm a dopie, but Hopie/ Oh Cye, I'd die/ I'm a dopie, but Hopie/ [Both] I love . you."
After this . er . interlude, the two run to Cye's car, their minds set on returning to the mountain where they met. But that's not what happens. After a couple of hours of driving, Cye notices that it's beginning to rain. "Aw, man . oh well. At least we're safe here in the car." Then, as if on cue, the car sputters and slows to a stop. "You just had to say that, didn't you?" "It's not my fault. But we have to find a phone somewhere so we can call a mechanic to fix the car." "OK. But where are we supposed to find a phone in the middle of nowhere?" "I don't know. Maybe if we walk awhile we can find a phone." "Walk outside in the rain? You must be kidding." "Oh, come on." And so, our story begins to get a bit interesting as the two are now stranded in the rain. Wonder if they'll find a phone to call a mechanic? Let's continue our little peek into the lives of Hope and Cye. "Cye, let's stop, huh? We've been walking for half an hour, we haven't found a phone, and I'm soaked." "Hey, what's that?" "It's . a light! Cye, it's a light!" "Great! Come, on, let's go!!!!!" As they walk, the two begin to sing. * "Over at the Frankenstein Place" plays * A little while later, the two arrive at a huge, freakish-looking house. "Well, we're here." "Mmm-hmm. Er . you knock." And so, with a shaking hand, Cye knocks on the door. Little does he know what lies behind that door for them.