Aaaahh another beautiful day in bikini bottom. I mean Italy. I mean Jerusalem. I mean Italusalem? Anyway, it was a beautiful day. Altair was just rolling his carcass out of bed. Altair streched letting out a raptor-like grunt. Altair stared at nothing in particular while sitting on the edge of his bed. Suddenly, Altair heard the sounds of gun fire and weird slang being screamed. Altair robed up and went to investigate.
. Altair concluded that the strange noise was coming from the living area. Altair Jumped into the living area, and tripped over his red butt napkin. After composing himself Altair looked up and saw Ezio frantically screaming curse words at the television while violently tapping at his PlayStation4 controler. Altair concluded that it was indeed Nooby Tuesdays.