Mr. Hunter Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you're top raider around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the top,
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the raider
Well the first thing I do is...
Talk to guildies(kill a boss)
Approve promotions (kill a boss)
Lead a raid (kill a boss)
Remember raid days (kill a boss)
Direct damage (kill a boss)
My own channel (kill a boss)
Invite members (kill a boss)
Promote my guild (kill a boss)
Hit on the boss(kill a boss)
Get killed (kill a boss)
Nerd rage (kill a boss)
Server crashes (kill a boss)
Call a help line (kill a boss)
Cry freely (kill a boss)
Demand a refund (kill a boss)
Drink a coffee (kill a boss)
Copyright lawsuit (kill a boss)
No promotion (kill a boss)
Fifth in dps (kill a boss)
Shit on your own desk (kill a boss)
Buy an epic gun (kill a boss)
In my mouth (kill a boss)
Oh fuck man I can't afford to repair it... shit!
Hearth out (kill a boss)
Troll in trade chat(kill a boss)
Jump off the zeppelin (kill a boss)
Try to double click (kill a boss)
Score some codes(kill a boss)
Crash my mammoth(kill a boss)
Talk to some fake chick(kill a boss)
Eat some kodo strips (kill a boss)
Chop my balls off (kill a boss)
Fish in the sewer(kill a boss)
Meet a giant rat (kill a boss)
Make it come out (kill a boss)
Turn into a Tuskarr (kill a boss)
Bomb the wall (kill a boss)
Crash the server(kill a boss)
Now I'm dead (kill a boss)
Mhm. So that's an average raid for you then?
No doubt
You hit a boss and die?
Heck yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about being fifth in dps?
Nope!
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that's the MT
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
Kill a boss
Yeah, no I got that. You said it over nine thousand times
Kill a boss
Yeah yeah I got it!
Kill a boss
KILL A BOSS!