This is my first Kick Buttowski fanfic. Kick Buttowski is owned by I don't know ...ENJOY C:
Kick's POV
I'm Kick. Just about the awesomest guy you will meet. And a whole lot of my overly-obessed fan girls ask me: How do I do my stunts and survive? That is where it gets complicated. You see me and Gunther got dared by my brother, Brad and his friend who I hate,Pantsy to go into the woods. They said if we don't they will use a chainsaw to slice Ol' Blue into pieces. I was not afraid to go but Gunther was nervous and begged for him not to go. But when he said that they started up the chainsaw.
To make sure he didn't just run to his house for safety, I grabbed his hand and left so Brad didn't destroy my favorite skateboard. When we finally got to the woods, I was not going to nlet Gunther run away so when we got there I chained him up to a tree. I kept going and going since I wanted while I was even there I wanted to think of stunts to do.
Suddenly when I got as far as I wanted to go, I wolf was right in my way. Now I am certainly not going to back off by one stupid animal so took my helmet off which I never do since my hair is just...So anyways I tried to jump on it like I saw Rock Callahan do in the movies but it didn't work. In fact he almost got me if I didn't smack him in the face with my helmet and threw stones on him to make sure he didn't come back up.
That was a mistake. These wolves that looked just like him tried to chase me. Bring. Me. Down. Soon I got tired of the running but I knew if I stopped they would kill me. But by the time I got to the tree that I tied Gunther on, I fell. Hard. I remember one of the wolves, this yellow eyed one with a limp and scars all over his face bit me. Gunther then munched his way out of the rope came and took me to the hospital. My family came and Brad and Pantsy were punished. Brad couldn't watch Tankini Lumberjacks for a year and Pantsy had to quit the movie theater and be nice to his brother for a month. That was fair enough for me. Soon I felt woozy and fell asleep. When I woke up Kendall was crying and Brianna had wet mascara marks all over her face. Then my parents told me that I didn't get rabies but a rare blood condition that the doctors could not reverse. I was not about to cry or anything but my throut tightened up.
Then the worst news of all came next. I had to quit the stunts because the doctors think I might have to say in this bed for the rest of my life. They said that the condition could cause my body to stop if I move my legs. But they said it might. When I told them that they said I might have hit me head to hard when I fell. What kind of doctor would say that? Aren't they supposed to make their patients feel better? Then I though of something I might never get I chance to do if I am allowed into the real world again:Hospital bed riding. It was fun but not as much as launching myself through a cannon with Ol'Blue and riding it in the skies. Oh and getting Kendall and her boyfriend mad. That never gets old.