"Golf?" asked Shunsui.
"Golf?" inquired Unohana.
"Yes," said Yamamoto, "Golf."
It was a captains' meeting and the thirteen captains were not in the first company office, but at a golf field.
"Why, Yamamoto-soutaicho, are we here?" asked Soi Fon.
"Why are we dressed in weird clothes?" asked Kuchiki.
"They are golf clothes," answered Yamamoto.
"Are we going to fight with these?" asked Kenpachi, brandishing a golf club.
"No," replied Yamamoto.
"So what do we do?" asked Hitsugaya, getting right down to the point.
"You putt the ball into the hole," replied Yamamoto, demonstrating.
"Can't you do it like this?" asked Ichimaru, picking up the ball and dropping it into the hole.
"No."
"Can we kick it into the hole?" asked Tousen.
"No. You use the club."
"Can you use the club to drag it into the hole?" inquired Ukitake.
"No," replied Yamamoto.
"Why don't you try it, Mayuri," said Komamura.
"I have no interest," replied Mayuri, sulkily.
"How about you, Aizen?" asked Yamamoto.
"I'm not good at sports," replied Aizen.
" 'It's not a sport, it's an obsession'," quoted Yamamoto.