Ned's Girl.
A Parody of the song Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield.
This is Frank Hardy's POV.
Ned really isn't a friend of mine,
Yeah I know he could, but a problem has arises,
Ned's got himself the girl that I wanted to make mine,
And she's watching with those blue eyes,
And she's sleuthing with him I just know it,
And he's holding her in his arms after a near death experience,
You know I wish I had Ned's girl!
I wish I had Ned's girl!
Why can't I find a girl detective like that?
I'll play along when we're on case,
Even when we're in a dangerous car chase,
I feel so uncomfortable when they act cute,
I went to tell her how I feel, but she rather talk about clues,
And she's watching with those blue eyes,
And she's sleuthing with him I just know it,
And he's holding her in his arms after a near death experience,
You know I wish I had Ned's girl!
I wish I had Ned's girl!
Why can't I find a girl detective like that?
And I'm looking at myself in my rear view all the time,
Wondering what she don't see in me,
I've been clever and cool when we're in danger all the time,
Ain't that they way teenage detective love's supposed to be?
Joe, tell me way I can't find a girl detective like that?
You know I wish I had Ned's girl!
I wish I had Ned's girl!
I want Ned's girl!
Where can I find a girl detective like that?
Like Ned's girl!
I wish I had Ned's girl!
I want Ned's girl!