Test Story

by hetaliafan9583

A story in the au where Alexander Hamilton is a crybaby. He receives a letter, how would he react to it? What will Mr Burr and Jefferson say about it? (K for a bit of curse language and notes for violence, but for pure comedy)

Hamilton: Well Jefferson, have it your way. I'm still going to do it.

Jefferson: Hamilton, you literally just got a note from her husband and cried for like, three whole hours after reading it.

Hamilton: No I didn't, shut up.

Jefferson: Hamilton-

Hamilton: I SAID SHUT UP. *starts tearing up*

Jefferson: But it was just-

Hamilton: IF I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP THEN SHUT UP. *storms out of the room*

Burr: ...why was he crying again?

Jefferson: The note said that cats were better than dogs and he was going to regret it by replacing all the dog ornaments with cat ones.

Burr: ...

Jefferson: Burr?

Burr: I WILL BURY THAT MAN ALIVE. *runs out of the room with a shovel and gun*

Jefferson: ...well that escalated quicker than John Laurens' death. *puts on sunglasses and dabs*

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A/N: HELLO HELLO HELLO MY FELLOW HAMILTRASH. I hoped you liked this little fanfiction I put together in the au where Alex is a crybaby. anyway, see ya!