"YES!11!1!" Sassy screamed violently thrusting her head into an ostrich like position. Her sparkling pink toenail polish reflected the beauty of Pikachu as he liked her toes suggestively.
"OMG Pikachu, you are likes the coolest person-like animally thingy evarh!1!11!" A small growl escaped Pikachu's' parted lips and he slapped his tongue over her freshly painted toenails making them glisten in the faint eerie moonlight.
Just then a dark whisper was heard as Brock evolved out of a tree stump like the common lorax we have all come to know and love.
"Sassy!111!, How daaaare ya let a disgraceful creature lick your beloved toenails!." He snarneled furiously and Sassy's tires began to rumble with a deep embodied fear. Her nostrils were on the prowl as Ash came into view holding what appeared to be a miniature figurine of a common mythical goddess Spongebob.
"Sassy, Brock, you be messing with my home turd brah?" Ash appeared calm, but Sassy knew he was infuriating bubbles under his latex skin. Sassy always knew when something was wrong.
"No home skillet, my nose isn't sniffing all up in your mayo sauce!111!" Brock was screaming rushing at Ash with hammer trying to kill him. All the while Sassy was suck, the Toenail polish had smeared and made a glue-like cement that stuck her in place like a camel in a river's mouth. Pikachu helpless on the ground as the poison took effect.
"YOU WERE THE ONE WITH MY MAYO? YOU SKUNK SACK!11!11!11!" Ash lifted his arm and threw the figurine at Brocks ugly squinting eyes. The figurine glowed and Spongebob grew 56387193756628q623845957qwee times in size. His butt landed on Brock and Ash with a passion killing them both in the process.
"OMG like no ways this is for cereals!1!11" Sassy was devastated, her toes no longer sparkled and Pikachu lay helpless dead on the floor.
"WAHHHHH SOB like sobness sob sob!11!" Sassy's heart had melted at the love of her life dead at her feet. The worst thing that could have happened happened,.
"Grunt pickles!" Spongebob rubbed her sore behind and glided on a cloud of pineapples over to Sassy. Her neck was no longer an ostrich's dream.
"Be okay Sassy, Spongebob make better, yes?"
"What?11?!Q #?, How can you possibly like un crush my broken foreves hearts? wahhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Spongebob grunted once more and looked down at her once-pink toenails.
they no longer sparkled