The Very Secret Diary of Jayne
by Edme McCormic
Note: I do not own any of this! It is all by the boss, Joss.
Day One
Killed some guys. Ate some food. Good day.
Day Forty
Forgot I had this gorram thing.
Day Eighty
Marco, smelly, and me were gonna get the goods off these off worlders, but the deal went south. For them, not for me. These new guys told me that if I would work for them then they would pay me more, and I would get my own room! I can't pass up a chance like that! It's a real nice room too. Has plenty of space for all of my guns.
Pay is real good too.
Also, there is this cute lil' mechanic girl. Pretty young, but she is damn fine. Don't think she is to keen on me though.
Day Eighty-four
Went on my first job with the new boss. His name is Mal. Weird name.
Anyway, proved my worth by being intimidating and getting us the goods with little trouble.
Day One Hundred Eighty-four
I keep misplacing this gorram thing. Can't hardly ever find it.
Killed some guys. Was able to afford a whore for the first time in a long while. I love my job.
Day Two Hundred
Had a good run today. Got the goods off of a salvage, and got away from the alliance with no trouble. Pay is going to be sweet on this one.
Day Two Hundred One
Gorrammit! That bastard! What does the think he is doing having us risk our asses for the cargo he wanted, and then not giving us they pay he had promised! I was going to kill the guy, but Mal wouldn't let me. Said some gos se about who if I would have killed Badger then we would also be dead. Doesn't he know that I am better than the lot of them? Why does he doubt my awesomeness?
Cause we didn't get any coin from our little adventure, we had to take on passengers. I hate passengers. Always meddling where they don't belong. I don't like it one bit. Not at all.
Later
Stupid Mal. Making me leave the table. I didn't say nothing that warranted such treatment. Oh well, I don't like the people much anyway.
I don't know why Kaylee likes that doctor fella so much. He ain't nothing special. I'm more of a man than that doctor is.
Later Later
That ruttin' piece of gos se! Who does he think he is! Getting Kaylee all shot up like he did. Well, he might not have pulled the trigger, but his is the cause. It was his boxed up little crazy sister that caused that son of a whore to shoot poor little Kaylee.
I'm going to kill that guy.
Later Later Later
Didn't get to kill anyone. Almost got an ear from that fed fella though. Mal wanted me to scare him a bit by any means necessary. Of course I couldn't kill him. Kill joy.
Guy offered me a boat load of money to set him free, and give him the doc and the crazy chick. And by boat load I mean boat load. Like enough to buy my own ship. Not sure if I'm going to take him up on that though. As much as I hate the doc and his crazy sis, Mal isn't such a bad guy. Well, I guess I will just play it by ear.
Day Two Hundred Two
Didn't take Lawrence up on his offer. Money was good, but not as good as Mal's. Besides, what good would a ship do me?
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Side note: Style based off of that of Cassandra Claire, but all writing is that of my own.