DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN PERCY JACKSON.
"You're a terrible cook."
"Shut the hell up."
"No, you!"
"Go die bitch!"
"I'M A DUDE!"
"Are you sure?"
"Of what?"
"That you're a dude!"
"What are you talking about?"
"Stop acting stupid."
"Who said I was acting?"
"Let's just finish this!"
"Okay..."
"Not that way you pervert!"
"Well you're just as perverted as me!"
"Who said!"
"The Sexy Dude Beside You."
"You mean the eggplant?"
"Fuck you."
"Check it out, I'M A POTHEAD!"
"Just because you have a pot on your head and you said that doesn't make you funny."
"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"
"Thank you!
"Hey I was talking about myself!"
"And I'm you so technically..."
"I don't care."
"LET'S GO STEAL SOMETHING!"
"THIS IS A RETARDED CONVERSATION!"
"WHY ARE WE YELLING!"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
"WELL STOP YELLING!"
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!"
"WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?"
"LET'S GO!"
"..."
"Ummm?"
"HA! Made you stop yelling first!"
"Hey! That wasn't an official bet, so HA!"
"..."
"..."
"Let's go buy a smoothie."
"Buy?"
"Oh whoops, I mean steal!"
"You're an idiot."
"I love you too Travis!"
"Go fuck yourself Connor."
"Yes, yes I will."
"Oh god no."
AN: Sorry, this isn't really funny. I was really bored.