– Lol...actually my first fan fic but what the hey...read and enjoy --

The leader stands in front of everyone and begins to speak.

"Hello everyone I am..."

He is interupted by Tobi."are you a shadow?"

"No, I am a living human being."

"Oh,...are you my Mommy?" Everyone busts up laughing.

"Who is this clown hn?" said Deidara."

He just blew in from de-da-dee ville." said Kisame.

"ALL OF YOU FREAKS SHUT UP!"yells the leader.

"We were just getting to know the new guy." said Itachi.

"Be quiet you loser weasel you." There was a big "Ooooo" from all of the other members.

"You got told !" said Zetsu. All of the sudden a book was whipped at Zetsu that caused him to twitch.

"Shut your trap!" yelled the leader.

" Ya! You're flytrap!" said Kakuzu.

Laughter filled the air once again.

The leader thinks to himself... why does a simple introduction of a new member have to be so difficult. And why in the world did I ask all of these morons to join?

"Lets sacrifice him!"yells Hidan.

Kakuzu hits him"Religious nut."

"Miser"

"Religious nut"

"Miser"

"Religious nut"

"Miser"

"R N"

"Miser"

"R N"

"Miser"

"R N"

"Hidan-san is a registered nurse!?" said Tobi.

"Oh my god! This guy is killing me hn!" said Deidara.

"Shut up or else I will crack your nuts!!!" said the leader.

Everyone got really quiet but the silence was broken by when Kisame whispered

" Yeah except for transvseti Deidara." Itachi made a face and everyone starts busting up laughing again. The leader sighs and then signals for Tobi to stand beside him.

" Ok everyone, this is Tobi, Tobi say hello.""Tobi is a good boy!"

Everyone starts to laugh again. " What a pathetic one hn! Does he not get it!? Hn"

The leader speaks " Laugh it up Deidara. Because this fine new member is your new (words of truth! lol) PARTNER"

These words echo inside Deidara's skull like a good dream gone bad." Now Tobi, be a good boy and go stand beside your new partner."

Tobi skips over to where Deidara stands. Deidara looks at him with an annoyed look on his face."Touch me you little prick ( word brought to you by Brittney Naugle lol had a writers block and she filled in that word for me) and you will never see the light of day Hn. And seriously Hn if you want to talk to me, talk to the hand." Deidara holds up one of his hands to Tobi's face. The hand smiles at Tobi.

"Whoa! Very cool Deidara-sama." Tobi goes ro touch it when Deidara pulls it away.

"Hn, dont even this about it."

Tobi clutches his head."Sorry Deidara-sama!Tobi is sorry! Tobi is a good boy!

" Deidara just crosses his arms and looks away."Nice Deidara nice." said Kisame.

"Shut up fish paste Hn."

"Idiot."

"Calamari Hn."

"Doofus."

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!!! This is twice I had to shut you guys up. Now listen closely. We will be going on a series of missions and such to make a name for ourselves. Not to mention earning cash."

The leader is interupted by Kakuzu "YAY MONEY!!!"

"Yeah...money...so anyways our fist mission is...TO STEAL KAKASHI SENSEI'S BOOK!"