Hi guys this is my new story well kind of story. This is a newspaper that is released in Gryffindor common room. It includes all the characters in my other stories. Which means Lily, James and Sirius are alive. Zara Black is back not forgeting the rest of Gryffindor.

The depths of Gryffindor

Hello and welcome to the first issue of The depths of Gryffindor. I'm Harry Potter and I will be interviewing some celebrities for you. The first guest is...Sirius Orion Black. What this can't be right Sirius a celebrity? Oh well lets get on with this interview. No don't right that stupid Quick Quotes Quill.

"Hey Harry." greeted our guest Sirius

"Hey, should we get started with this interview. Let's here some questions from the public. Okay here's the first one, What's your name?" asked Harry

"Uhh Sirius." answered a confused Sirius

"What?"

"That's my name."

" Anyway the next question. How does it feel being friends with James Potter the great who is the greatest prankster alive?" asked Harry

" James you idiot you do not give your son questions that boost your ego." shouts an angry Sirius

At this point Sirius is chasing James around the Common Room.

" I guess that's the end of the interview. Bye"

Ask Tails and Moony

Dear Moony and Tails,

My Daughter and friends have started a newspaper and they won't let me have my own column.

From Neglected Padfoot

Dear Neglected Padfoot

Just beacause you can't get your own column don't invade ours.

From Tails

Dear Tails

I think that I'm falling for a Slytherin

From Love struck Gryiffindor

To Love struck

Who drugged you? Are you insane?

From Tails

Send your problems to the sixth year girls dorm addressed to Tails

Whisper in the wind

Ron Weasley come to us with the gossip being passed around the school.

Contrary to popular beleif Sirius Black is not Stubby Boardman. Witnesses are believed to have heard Mr. Black sing and have said it is nothing compared to Stubby's.

"It sounds like someone is torturing bowtruckle." said a witness who would like to stay unknown.

Homework helpers

Ace reporter Hermione Granger gives us an update on the pranks around the school.

Laxitives were found in Slytherin food this morning, the toilets had also been covered with cling film. What unfortunate thing to happen.

"The pranksters will be punished." said Minerva McGongall, Head of Gryffindor House. "Black, Potter, Weasley, just the three I wanted to see."

Sirius' whining column

I'm Sirius Orion Black and this is MY column. So get lost Moony Tails you suck. I am going to whine about... Daughters and friends and how they neglect you. They won't spent time with you. You try to give them good advice they don't take it and as soon as they have a fight who do they come to good old Padfo (Can't finish sentence because moony and Prongs both wrestle him to the floor and sit on him.)

A/N:Please review i hoped you liked this.

I decided to give it another go if you dont like it the please say so I can delete it.

Sirius: If you don't review then I will whine about the lack of the reviews.

You heard the whining man.

Oh and you can ask questions for and Tails (Tails is Zara Black) if you want I don't mind constructive critism but no flamers please. Mwah love you all

a thousand pieces

P.S. TO ALL MY LOYAL REVIEWERS, I WON'T BE UPDATING FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS OR SO i'M ON MY HOLS. UPDATE AS SOON AS I COME BACK.