A/N Before you read this, please go and read Mike's New Clothes. It will make a lot more sense…
I looked at myself in the mirror. "Bella Swan, you are going down."
Flashback
I was sitting on my bed, petting my dog, Mr. Stitches, when I heard a knock on the door. I figured my mom would get it, when my mom yelled, "Jess, hon, it for you! Some girl by the name Alice Cullen!!!"
Alice Cullen!?!?! Why in the world would she be at my house at almost nine at night?!?! I opened my door, flew down the stair, taking two at a time, and opened the front door to see the Alice Cullen, standing at my front door, wearing one of the cutest outfits I'd ever seen, and holding a white paper bag.
"Hello," I said, giving her my biggest smile.
"Hey, Jessica!" She smiled back, then said, "Listen, I need a favor," I nodded and leaned in to hear her better. "I ordered a really cute shirt the other day, and it just arrived when I notice, it's not my size! I tried to return it but they have a" she put her hand into a little quote mark "'No Return Policy' and when I asked someone if the knew someone who wears the same size, they told me you! So, I was hoping that maybe you would take them…." She held out the bag for me with both of her hand, giving the biggest toothless smile ever.
I looked at her in disbelieve, "Really?!"
"Absolutely!" She leaned in to me, "I also know it's Edward's favorite color…
I gasped in shock, "What?! Are you serious?!!!?"
She nodded her head then handed me the bag, "Gotta go, before Esme worries about me." She moved from my doorway to reveal a new yellow car. As she drove away, I was sure my mouth was hanging open.
End Flashback
I did a one-eighty in my mirror. I looked hot! It was a short jean skirt, which was fitted til about mid-thigh, then one inch of ruffles. The shirt was sky blue with slits from the shoulder to the wrists.
I ran down the stairs and grabbed a granola bar. I saw Mr. Stitches run up and start barking at me. "Down, Mr. Stitches!" I finally was able to peel him off of me by use of the front door.
As I pulled up into the school, I noticed, to my luck, Edward was here, and alone. I walked up to him and said, "Hello, Edward…"
"Uh….Hello?" Edward answered awkwardly. He looked both ways to see if anyone was coming. Luckily, there were none.
"How are…." All of a sudden I heard someone shout, "Watch out!!!" I turned to see five huge dog running toward me. "Jessica! Watch out!!!!" Jasper called out, but to late. All five dogs had mauled me.
They wouldn't stop licking me, and that's not all. They started ripping my clothes. All of a sudden I heard Mr. Banner. "Jessica!!!" He pulled me to my feet and started hitting the dogs on the nose. Finally, they all ran off.
I turned back to Mr. Banner to see him looking away. Then I looked down and gasped. The outfit was completely shreaded. The only thing left unshredded was my skirt…
Uh oh…
My shirt was torn down the side, exposing the left side of my body. I blushed heavily before I saw Mike, dressed in a wet transparent Toga with pink boxers.
He looked at me a whispered, "Cullens."
I nodded. This wasn't the last time they would see us. They would pay, and all of Forks would know about it….