Author's Note: This story was kind of a dare. I was told that I couldn't
write fan fiction if I tried and so I did. Bwa ha ha ha! But this is still
my first fan fiction and I make fun of BOTH of my sister's favorite
characters! .I'm so bad. My sister's are UnderTheMoon412 and Nickole riddle
(aka. Universalstar87) But anyways, I do best with humor and I didn't
exactly do my best with this story but it's good enough for now. I may add
stuff later but not at this current time. Hope you like it. Review this I
wanna know what you think. But anyways, here's my disclaimer - I do not own
Harry potter or any related characters or indicia. Happy now?
Summary: Harry wanders through the Hogwarts halls at nighttime to find a certain surprise.
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The Night Life @ Hogwarts
Harry wondered through Hogwarts aimlessly. It was an ungodly hour of the night and he still couldn't figure out why he was wasting his time walking the halls. After all, Hogwarts is the most boring place, in this, his 23rd year. Yep, it all went downhill after his forth year. The infamous Harry Potter had finally been forced to cut his hair, had developed a slight gut and often had a small bit of food hanging off his chin.
He all of the sudden felt a horrible turn in his stomach. Realizing he had forgotten to take his anti-explosive diarrhea medicine, he raced for the bathroom. However, as he approached the bathroom at sonic speed he realized then that someone else was occupying the bathroom. Although there were multiple stalls, he fears the embarrassment of his explosive and rather abdominal movement. As he pondered the risk of actually making it another, unoccupied, bathroom, he accidentally let it all go right there in his tighty-whiteys. He then figured he'd clean himself up anyway in the bathroom right smack in front of him.
He entered. But to his shock and surprise, the figure inhabiting the bathroom was dressed in a towel around his waist, and on his head he wore a plastic bag. Harry noticed then that this figure was wearing large hoop earrings and had their nails and toenails painted hot pink. Upon closer inspection of the whole scene, Harry noticed a half used bleaching kit and a tube of facial mask (and yes.the ugly sea foam green colored kind) sitting in the sink.
Harry then wondered that perhaps in his abdominal turmoil, he'd made it to a women's washroom by mistake. Then the figure spoke in a not-so- female tone, "Oh yes that makes you look soo pretty." At this point all of Harry's thoughts of possibly seducing the bathroom inhabitant shattered and he found his male component yet again lifeless.
Then to yet another great shock at Harry's 33 year old and fragile heart occurred. The figure turned to reveal the well face mudded face of Professor Draconis Malfoy, but this was not all. From a near stall, dressed as a slutty German maid came ex-professor Severus Snape. Not noticing Harry's presence he said to Professor Malfoy in a girlish tone, "Oh Draco Sweetie, it's like your hair can never be too blonde. Teehee." For fear of his life Harry raced back to the Griffindor common room and to bed to have a nervous breakdown. The end.
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Summary: Harry wanders through the Hogwarts halls at nighttime to find a certain surprise.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Night Life @ Hogwarts
Harry wondered through Hogwarts aimlessly. It was an ungodly hour of the night and he still couldn't figure out why he was wasting his time walking the halls. After all, Hogwarts is the most boring place, in this, his 23rd year. Yep, it all went downhill after his forth year. The infamous Harry Potter had finally been forced to cut his hair, had developed a slight gut and often had a small bit of food hanging off his chin.
He all of the sudden felt a horrible turn in his stomach. Realizing he had forgotten to take his anti-explosive diarrhea medicine, he raced for the bathroom. However, as he approached the bathroom at sonic speed he realized then that someone else was occupying the bathroom. Although there were multiple stalls, he fears the embarrassment of his explosive and rather abdominal movement. As he pondered the risk of actually making it another, unoccupied, bathroom, he accidentally let it all go right there in his tighty-whiteys. He then figured he'd clean himself up anyway in the bathroom right smack in front of him.
He entered. But to his shock and surprise, the figure inhabiting the bathroom was dressed in a towel around his waist, and on his head he wore a plastic bag. Harry noticed then that this figure was wearing large hoop earrings and had their nails and toenails painted hot pink. Upon closer inspection of the whole scene, Harry noticed a half used bleaching kit and a tube of facial mask (and yes.the ugly sea foam green colored kind) sitting in the sink.
Harry then wondered that perhaps in his abdominal turmoil, he'd made it to a women's washroom by mistake. Then the figure spoke in a not-so- female tone, "Oh yes that makes you look soo pretty." At this point all of Harry's thoughts of possibly seducing the bathroom inhabitant shattered and he found his male component yet again lifeless.
Then to yet another great shock at Harry's 33 year old and fragile heart occurred. The figure turned to reveal the well face mudded face of Professor Draconis Malfoy, but this was not all. From a near stall, dressed as a slutty German maid came ex-professor Severus Snape. Not noticing Harry's presence he said to Professor Malfoy in a girlish tone, "Oh Draco Sweetie, it's like your hair can never be too blonde. Teehee." For fear of his life Harry raced back to the Griffindor common room and to bed to have a nervous breakdown. The end.
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