Deck the Halls Parody

by FrostbittenBear

i thought of this in December, but i'm only getting it now off of my old computer.

Deck the halls as my mom calls,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Tis the season to be freezin',

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don't laugh as i trip on a barrel,

Fa la la, la la la, la la la.

Troll my mom until the carol,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the yearly fight before us,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Strike my father and then cuss.

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

my mom looks at me in displeasure,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

While I tell of all my leisure*,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

my angry grows so i kick some asses,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

i get madder when a guy harasses ,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

we will always fight together,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

not really caring bout the weather,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

*= freedom to choose a pastime or enjoyable activity.

FYI: fighting with snowballs