Gilderoy Lockhart's Denial
What reminds me?
This is a parody to Nickelback's 'How you remind me' sung by Gilderoy Lockhart. Telling about how he has done nothing wrong by selling books on things he has not done, and wiping the memory of the people who actually did them (for further info see or read chamber of secrets)
Here it is
Disclaimer- song is Nickelback's, Lockhart is J.K Rowlings
Verse
I cannot be a smart man
Definitely not a little poor man stealing
Tried to live like an honest man
It didn't work and my wand came right in
Chorus
This is what reminds me of what I really am
This is how I became the famous writer I am
It's not like me to say sorry
This is my fake history
This time IM not forsaking
My Wand is obliviating
IM not wrong
IM not down
At the bottom of any barrel
All the words in my books
Tell how great I am
Yeah! Yeah!
Verse
It's not like I don't know what
What I've done to those other brave people
It can't have been that bad
Cos their stories have brought fame and fortune
Chorus
This is what reminds me of what I really am
This is how I became the famous writer I am
It's not like me to say sorry
This is my fake history
This time IM not forsaking
My Wand is obliviating
IM not wrong
IM not down
At the bottom of any barrel
All the words in my books
Tell how great I am
Yeah! Yeah!
Verse
I cannot be a smart man
Definitely not a little poor man stealing
Chorus
This is what reminds me of what I really am
This is how I became the famous writer I am
It's not like me to say sorry
This is my fake history
This time IM not forsaking
My Wand is obliviating
IM not wrong
IM not down
At the bottom of any barrel
All the words in my books
Tell how great I am
Yeah! Yeah!
Oh how great I am
Yeah yeah
Oh how great I am
Yeah yeah
Ooohhhh!!
Thanks a lot for reading please read and review for me
What reminds me?
This is a parody to Nickelback's 'How you remind me' sung by Gilderoy Lockhart. Telling about how he has done nothing wrong by selling books on things he has not done, and wiping the memory of the people who actually did them (for further info see or read chamber of secrets)
Here it is
Disclaimer- song is Nickelback's, Lockhart is J.K Rowlings
Verse
I cannot be a smart man
Definitely not a little poor man stealing
Tried to live like an honest man
It didn't work and my wand came right in
Chorus
This is what reminds me of what I really am
This is how I became the famous writer I am
It's not like me to say sorry
This is my fake history
This time IM not forsaking
My Wand is obliviating
IM not wrong
IM not down
At the bottom of any barrel
All the words in my books
Tell how great I am
Yeah! Yeah!
Verse
It's not like I don't know what
What I've done to those other brave people
It can't have been that bad
Cos their stories have brought fame and fortune
Chorus
This is what reminds me of what I really am
This is how I became the famous writer I am
It's not like me to say sorry
This is my fake history
This time IM not forsaking
My Wand is obliviating
IM not wrong
IM not down
At the bottom of any barrel
All the words in my books
Tell how great I am
Yeah! Yeah!
Verse
I cannot be a smart man
Definitely not a little poor man stealing
Chorus
This is what reminds me of what I really am
This is how I became the famous writer I am
It's not like me to say sorry
This is my fake history
This time IM not forsaking
My Wand is obliviating
IM not wrong
IM not down
At the bottom of any barrel
All the words in my books
Tell how great I am
Yeah! Yeah!
Oh how great I am
Yeah yeah
Oh how great I am
Yeah yeah
Ooohhhh!!
Thanks a lot for reading please read and review for me
