It was a dark and stormy dAy and Caillou was gAy and I had some family in town. They came from Down South, Texas, so my COUSIN was inbred. One day they decided to come to my house to say "hello" and pillage our fridge for about 13.62 hours. Little Ol' me, I was shitting (I meant sitting* I stuttered therr for a sec, please do not tell my mom I said that T_T) on my Little Ol' GM Seating Ergolux Executive Chair with Little Ol' built-in speakers, playing that good Little Ol' fortnite: Battle Royale (for PC), when all of a sudden, my one INBread cousin came into my room and asked "GASP! IS DAT A VIDEEO GAYM?? ah durr."

I casually proceeded to state the simple Little Ol' statement: "no."

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-said my inbrooden cousin.

"It's actually a fun Little Ol' pocket dimension I have spawned into this here monitor." Said i.

My inbred cousin then casually proceeded to take off her "face" to reveal that it was actuLly the evil super villain "BLING BLING GIRL BUT WITH DOWNS SYNDROMe!!".

"AHH." Said me. "It's actuLly the evil super villain "BLING BLING GIRL BUT WITH DOWNS SYNDROMe!!"!

At this moment, I knew what must be done. I then casually proceeded to take out my ultra OP nuke throwing sword that was forged from the sun from out of my back pocket and raised it up in the SKYYYYYYY then safely placed it down onto the floor in the kitchen. I then walked back in my room and casually proceeded to put on my MLG glasses , Mountain Dew AND Doritos, and 360 noscoped her so hard that she was pushed into my computer. I thenn casually proceeded (you're seeing a pattern here right? You know, when you put all of these "I then casually proceeded to-" statements together, it casually proceeds to show you a special secret message ️) to take my mouse and click and drag her by her tiny, pathetic, disgusting left pelvis bone, straight into the recycle bin icon. I then double-clicked in the icon and went to click "empty recycle bin". The screen casually proceeded to say "would you like to delete 1337 items?" And I realized that if I deleted her, that means I must delete all of my minions hentai. I casually proceeded to click "ok" and cry into my palms. The female menace was finally dead, but all of my hidden minions porn has been destroyed. I will never recover from this moment. Then the family whomst'd have created that inbred MONSTER cams in and casually pro-

Asked "I-is it gone?? Have you defeated the green menace??" I nodded sensually towards them all and then that one romantic song that used to be a meme back in like 2010 started playing and we all started to fUcc, creating about 20 more evil super villainS "BLING BLING GIRL BUT WITH DOWNS SYNDROMe!!". "Welp, I guess it's time to start a house shooting lmao. All of my family members laughed and we all started to shoot up the little MONSTARS and the end credits came down, crushing everyone to death which was actually really funny. The end. Also bonus scene: I got like 99 kills in fortnite yesterday lmao FITE ME hah I bet y'all niggas don't have the omega skinz