Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the little creature that Kakashi kills

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Kakashi Makes Dinner… for Lunch

Kakashi

That dude who dresses like a scarecrow. If he only had a brain…

But that day, it was Kakashi's birthday. And he wanted to make a wonderful meal for all his friends to eat. So he walked down to the store to buy his main dish.

Meat!

But the thing is, living in a town like Kohona, there is not a good verity of meat, because there are a lot of huge trees and not a lot of farmland.

"Lets me see. I need something can boil, grill, and fry, for my guests are picky about what they eat. Ah, should I get tropical poison fish, mad cow brains, or dead ninja guts… uh… what am I saying!? This meat stinks!"

So Kakashi left empty handed. It was like less then a min in which he ran into a little dancing creature. It was shaped like a bowling pin. It had little legs, no arms, whiskers, and a heart-winning smile. And seeing Kakashi troubled, it started to rub against his leg.

"Meat." Kakashi said with an evil smile under his mask.

With his bare hands, Kakashi choked the tiny creature. He then started to shake it back and forth to make sure that ever breath was out of it. He then flung it over his shoulder and brought it home.

At about nine before noon, he prepared the beast. He started by cutting off its head. He then skinned the animal, in which he separated into two piles. With half the hid, he made him self a new pair of shoes. And with the other half of course, he made a house.

Oh boy, what a birthday.

He then got the MEAT and divided it into three piles. One pile, he grilled. He covered the piece with layers upon layers of BBQ sauce. And he made sure it was cooked beyond median rare.

With the second pile, he fried on his grandfather's best pan. He then flipped, tossed, and turned the meat until ever corner of it was fried with his family's secret spices.

He was going to boil the last pile but didn't because he thought he revealed enough of his sharingan eye skill. So he kept it raw.

He then moved on to the head. He pulled out the whiskers and used them as tooth picks in which he stuck into the pieces of meat after cutting them into small bit size pieces. Kakashi then took out the eyes and used them as suspender buttons.

The guest arrived at noon. It consisted of Kakashi's closes friends, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura. They came in and seated them selves, on the floor that is. The food was then taken out on a platter. Each student took his or her pick of meat.

Naruto took fried, reminded him of ramen.

Sasuke took grilled, cuz it's covered in sauce.

Sakura took raw, it looked low fat.

"So how do you guys like this… uh… meat?" asked Kakashi.

"It's the best chicken I ever tasted! Believe it!" said Naruto.

"You're such a loser Naruto. Beef is what's for dinner." competed Sasuke.

"I know I would never argue with Sasuke but this is for sue oyster." said Sakura.

There was then a brief silence, then there arose an uproar.

"Kakashi!" yelled Sakura. "You told us that you cooked one type of meat three different ways, is that true?"

"Yes." said Kakashi.

"Then tell Sasuke and Naruto that this is oyster."

But just then Sasuke slapped Sakura, "It's BEEF!" Then Naruto kicked Sasuke, "Chicken!". Sakura the did about twenty justus on the both of them, "Oyster. Oyster! OYSTER!"

Kakashi then said to him self. "Wow! They're training like never before. With the amount of chakura they are using, they could defeat an army of ten hundred ninja. Good thing I made another house, they're destroying this one. I wonder where I can find another one of those things."

A grilled piece of meat then hit Kakashi in the face and BBQ sauce went all over his mask and staining it through out.

"Oh shmoo." signed Kakashi.